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enactors
of
South Park to begin the war anew, this time victoriously. In a rousing speech
to the Confederate re-enactors who are, at this point, only slightly tipsy, Cartman says,
But, we
don't
have to lose. Gentlemen, we can win this battle. Sure, we
could lose, and tonight we could go back to our families and say
'we
did
it;
we lost like we were supposed to. Aren't we proud?' Or, we could take that
hill. And, when we stand tall upon it, we hold our heads high and yell 'not
this year! This year belongs to the Confederacy!'222
After this rousing speech, the re-enactors win their battle, much to the surprise and
consternation
oftheir
Union fellows. Cartman then convinces them to march on Topeka,
Kansas, and on into Chattanooga, Tennessee?23 Later, after assaulting Fort Sumter and
recruiting the entire state
of
South Carolina
as
reinforcements, Cartman leads his band
of
inebriated "soldiers"
in
a march
on
Washington, D.C. itself. There, his efforts fall prey to
a simple
premise-his
renewed Civil War
is
merely a re-enactment. Two
of
the other
boys use this to their advantage by dressing
as
Abraham Lincoln and Jefferson Davis,
with Davis surrendering
to
Lincoln, thus ending the war. His defeat assured by history,
Cartman takes advantage
ofthe
abolition
of
slavery and the Emancipation proclamation
to renege
on
the original bet.
This episode, obviously, drips with Civil War iconography and themes. For example,
excepting the current United States flag flying over the boys' elementary school, almost
every flag shown
in
this episode
is
either the St. Andrew's Cross battle flag, the Stars and
Bars Confederate national flag, or some other Confederate state or battle flag. It also
222 South Park, "The Red Badge
of
Gayness," 1999. Cartman pronounces Confederacy with a profound accent.
In his voice, the Confederacy becomes the "Confederasaah." This, however,
is
the only attempt to mimic or
mock the Southern accent in the show.
223
South Park, "The Red Badge
of
Gayness," 1999.
It
is
a South Park trope that,
in
every episode but one, the
orange-sweater wearing Kenny dies, often
in
some horrible, accidental way.
Of
course, he re-appears with each
following episode, his previous death unremarked upon. His manner
of
resurrection is, likewise, never
explained or discussed (it
is
implied that his white-trash parents simply have son after son after son, each named
Kenny).
In
''The Red Badge
of
Gayness," Kenny
is
shot by Tennessee National Guard troops during
there-
enactors schnapps-fueled assault on Chattanooga.