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BROMANCE 101

A GUIDE TO BUILDING BRO -

TASTIC FRIENDSHIPS

CHRISTMAS FEATURE

LEARN ABOUT SANTA,

KRAMPUS, MARI LWYD &

TIÓ DE NADAL

VEGANISM FOR

BEGINNERS

DECODING LANGUAGE

WHAT GEN Z AND ALPHA IS

ACTUALLY SAYING

ENTERTAINMENT MAGAZINE

NOVEMBER | DECEMBER 2023

Shaun Zietsman

Tamsanqa Jonathan Hawker

Cliantha Phillips

Nicholas Rebelo

Shaun Zietsman

Lemore Slabbert

Lyndall Jackson

Vicky Campbell

Cliantha Phillips

Shalena Bradfield

Tessa Davies

Shaun Zietsman

Anthony Filander

Willem Volschenk

Stephan Louis

Geranimo

Karsen Winegeart

Jake Irish

Clay Banks

Samantha Human

Editor-in-chief - Shaun Zietsman

Creative Director

Senior Editor

Design Editor

Researcher

Staff Writer

Contributing Writer

Staff Photographer

Cover Photographer

Contributing Photographer

Contributing Unsplash Photographer

Benjy and Friends Comic Strip

Morningside, Johannesburg

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E D I T O R I A L O F F I C E

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My name is Shaun Zietsman, the mind behind The

Something Guy, and I am over the moon to welcome

you to the very first issue of SOMETHING Magazine.

I swapped my corporate tie for the allure of unlimited

possibilities, a journey that's been as rewarding as it's

been thrilling. With The Something Guy turning four

this December, what better way to celebrate than by

expanding our universe with this sensational

magazine?

In this issue, spanning both November and

December, we're shining a spotlight on various

talents across South Africa and beyond. Meet Daniel

Anderson, a singer and actor who is a veritable

powerhouse of talent.

Learn about Bronwen Hirshowitz, a publicist who

knows how to make a splash, and get acquainted

with Diaan Grobler—an actor, model, and social

media influencer who's making positivity contagious.

Ever wondered about Movember and its

significance? We've got you covered! Explore how

this movement aims to shed light on men's mental

and physical well-being.

As we gear up for the festive season, we're also

taking a closer look at popular figures like Santa

Claus, Mari Lwyd and Krampus.

Beyond that, we've got a mixture of features that

will pique your interest—from skincare to

LGBTQIA+ topics, and a variety of other fun and

engaging subjects.

A big thank you to all my friends who offered

invaluable input, and a special thanks to my PBF

for always being there for me.

To the followers of The Something Guy:

“Thank You. Thank You. Thank You.”

So many of you have been there since day one. I

see you. I appreciate you.

Looking forward to many more issues.

Happy reading!

EDITOR'S

MESSAGE

“Chase The Happiness!”

Shaun Zietsman

The Something Guy - Editor In Chief

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CONTENTS

VEGANISM FOR

BEGINNERS

INTERVIEW WITH

DANIEL ANDERSON

IN CONVERSATION

WITH DIAAN GROBLER

Running requires you to be

both strong and quick. Here

are some leg exercises to

build bigger quads, calves,

glute and hamstrings.

For maintaining energy to

repairing muscles runner

and chef Isaac Mills shared

some healthy diet plans on

how to get that extra mile.

EDITOR’S SUGGESTED ARTICLES

CLIANTHA PHILLIPS

Whether you've hung up your dancing shoes or set aside

your paintbrush, this piece invites you to breathe new life

into the talents that once brought you unparalleled joy.

A South African stud who loves spreading love

and positivity through her LGBTQIA+ positive

column. Discussing a variety of subject matters.

Exploring the world of skincare, this edition tackles the

most commonly asked questions men have about their

skincare routine.

Do you know what Movember is all about? Do you know

how to take care of your ‘mo’ correctly? Learn more

about all things moustaches.

what are they actually saying? The changing

languages and slang of each generation.

60 48

06 LEMORE’S QUEER CHRONICLES

SKINCARE WITH LYNDALL

CHRISTMAS FEATURE!

LEARN ABOUT SANTA,

KRAMPUS, MARI LWYD &

TIÓ DE NADAL

25 WHAT’S MOVEMBER?

18 GEN ALPHA AND GEN Z

JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA

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TALENT

“In my youth, dance was my soul's truest

expression, a joy that knew no bounds. Life's

challenges might have dimmed that passion, but I

believe it's never too late for any of us to reignite

the flames of our once-loved talents and shine

brighter than ever before.”

This one goes to the

talents we left

along the way.

Written by: Cliantha Phillips

This led to the start of many

routines; it led to me leading

dance classes and getting the

Sunday school ready for play's

dance routines done in church.

Honouring my talent has led

me to so many great things. It

led me to spend a year abroad,

just honouring and dancing for

the masses. It led to so many

great things and so many

incredible experiences; those

are the moments I treasure.

Dance has always been there,

no matter what I was going

through. It allowed me to

express every emotion and

feeling without judgement. I

got so much out of every

dance session.

I wish this wasn’t just all a

memory but still happening in

my life daily. But I haven’t

danced in the past few years. I

grew up. My time got occupied

with life. I gained weight;

every dancer knows when that

happens, you become heavier

on your feet and everything is

just harder to execute.

Eventually, I stopped trying.

So why am I telling you this? I

know there are many of us

that left our talents behind.

Trust me, I get it.

We've grown. We have big

people's problems now. With

that being said, never forget

what it did for you and how it

made you feel. Your talent

doesn’t have an age limit. So

to the person that used to

sing, I really hope you start

doing it again; to the person

that would always draw or

create poetry, I really hope you

take out a notebook and start

honouring your gift again.

Whatever talent you’ve been

blessed with, I really hope you

find it again and start

honouring it again.

As always, enjoy the journey.

I remember when I was younger I

would fall asleep listening to music

and working out routines in my

mind; that state of calm led to my

slumber. I thought everyone fell

asleep that way, dancing in their

thoughts. It seemed pretty natural

to me. It's only when I got older did

I discover that not everyone falls

asleep that way. One day I just

decided to dance and play out the

routines that were engraved in my

mind. That turned into a daily

occurrence. Every day I would blast

music and just dance. In those

moments, it was just me, my

feelings, and the outlet that best

helped me express whatever I was

feeling. Nothing brought me more

joy than hearing a new song and

immediately having an idea for a

killer dance routine. This turned into

my safe haven. I was never vocal,

but best believe I would dance it

out. One day I just mentioned the

concept I had in mind for the elderly

in my church. My father called the

pastor and shared my thoughts.

The next thing I knew, I was told

that I was dancing in front of the

congregation. I backed out and

highlighted all the reasons why this

was a terrible idea, but everything

was set in motion and I had to run

towards being exposed and

showing my talent. Sunday came,

and I showed up; I honoured my gift

and alents and left everything I had

on stage.

Don’t you love the fearlessness that

comes with youth? The performing

for the family as a child without the

fear of anyone else’s opinion. The

dancing to your own beat with joy

and pride, not worrying if you were

off beat. The releasing and just

enjoying something just because

you could and just because it

brought you joy. So why did we let

it go, and when did it get harder

doing the things that once came so

easily?

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Lemore Slabbert

IN HOUSE QUEER

COLUMNIST

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Gender is an experience, Sex is Assigned. These

two facts are constantly used as sparring

opposites, where they are treated as though one

fact MUST assume the meaning of both. One

fact must be all-encompassing, interchangeable,

and complimentary. Yet the fact remains that

they couldn’t be any more different from each

other.

“Gender identity is defined as a personal

conception of oneself as male or female (or

both, or neither). This concept is intimately

related to the concept of gender roles, which is

defined as the outward manifestations of

personality that reflect the gender identity.

Gender identity, in nearly all instances, is self-

identified, because of a combination of inherent

and extrinsic or environmental factors; gender

role, on the other hand, is manifested within

society by observable factors such as behaviour

and appearance.”

-Shuvo Ghosh, Assistant Professor of Pediatrics

When I was a wreathed in existence, it took only

a moment for the doctor to sum me up by my

parts and say, “It’s a girl.” Of course, I wasn’t

just a girl, I was a human being mewling from

birth, I was a new sibling to a sister, I was my

mother and father’s hopes and dreams. I was

supposed to be in a world of my own. But my

first human interaction was for my identity to be

imprisoned into the binary – I was a girl and set

to experience the world as a girl.

I am She; I am He;

I am They; I am We.

LEMORE’S

QUEER

CHRONICLES

LGBTQIA +

By Lemore Slabbert

Follow me and reach out to me with any topic

ideas you would like for me to cover next.

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There is trauma inflicted by the invalidation of yourself by

the world just because everyone is so invested in how a

part of you must determine all of you. Your values, needs

and wants are invalidated because of a part of you.

As much as I had friends who identified as girl, and as

much as I was hanging out with the boys, I always knew

that I never quite felt, presented, experienced, and

interpreted my actions and those things that I observed

the same way that they did. And they would ask me

“What kind of girl are you?” when I relentlessly

disappointed their expectations, rattling my gender

dysmorphia. I wasn’t dysmorphic because I disappointed

them, I disappointed them because I was dysmorphic. I

was masculine presenting in one instance, feminine

presenting in another, and my sex being questioned

synonymously with my gender expression made me

question myself. When I presented feminity, I wasn’t one

with the GIRLS, because I didn’t value that label being a

feature of mine.

When I presented femininity, I didn’t value being a girl.

When I presented androgyny, I didn’t value being a Girl

and a boy. I was always trying to be myself and free from

the confines of judgment that would have me decide. I

wanted to be a world of my own and create of myself all

that I desired to be. I could be nothing and everything all

at once. No one part of myself will determine all of me.

As complex, self-determining sentient organisms there is

an ardent desire for control and limitation and building the

world around those very few and certain factors.

Therefore, the shoe must fit. The key must lock. The items

must go into the assigned box. We treat ourselves and

each other with expectations that limit who we want to

be, because deep down we know we want to be more

than the world has decided for us. We want to be

actuaries, and painters, and swimmers, and wine tasters

and makers simultaneously. We want to be more than a

singularity with gravitating features. We want to be a sum

of many things and more. I am many things and queer. I

am not my gender, or lack thereof. I am she ; I am HE; I am

Them. I am ME.

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Reminder

Okay

a better version of yourself.

With each new day, you

have the chance to grow into

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FEATURED INTERVIEW:

AN INTIMATE

CONVERSATION WITH

DANIEL ANDERSON

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INTERVIEW:

From Humble Beginnings to

Theatrical Stardom: Daniel

Anderson's Unwavering

Pursuit of Artistic

Excellence

When I first witnessed your

performance of "Vincent" at the

Theatre On The Square in

Johannesburg back in June 2023, I

was immediately captivated. Your

voice, combined with your

compelling storytelling and

commanding stage presence, made

me an instant admirer. Thank you for

taking the time to do this interview

with me.

"Wow, what a compliment! I feel

greatly honoured to be part of The

Something Guy's inaugural magazine

edition. You've created such a

beautiful space for us as artists

through your online platform already -

this just takes it to another level. I also

want to take this opportunity to say

thank you for the detailed and

wonderful review that you wrote on

"Vincent" during our last run. Those

words give us a lot of mileage and so

we are deeply grateful."

While many know you from your

performances and the roles you've

played, that's just one side of you the

audience sees. Could you introduce

yourself in your own words for our

readers?

"I am truly living a life for which I have

always asked - touring, on stage,

doing what I love - but really I am a

small-town boy from an ever smaller

seaside village in the Eastern Cape. I

do my best to see the world through a

love-lens and I am driven by a deep

love for my family and for my God.

I am ambitious and I work hard to hop

onto every driftwood of opportunity

that passes only once with vigour and

commitment. I am a dreamer and a

searcher for life's beauty - which can

be found in everything when you look

hard enough."

Daniel, you are a dynamo on stage.

But when the curtains fall, how do

you find your moments of calm and

relaxation?

"Time spent with my family on our

little "stoep" at home - the sound of

the waves crashing in the background,

music, a braai and a good glass of red

wine is always a good start. But true

relaxation is always found in the

ocean - most often with a pair of

goggles and a snorkel. Those

moments are the antidote to the crazy

world and I schedule them in as

absolute musts."

From rocking those Elvis Presley

moves to lighting up the stage with

award-winning cabarets – wow,

what a rollercoaster of theatre

adventures you've had! What

motivates you and gives you

inspiration for when you perform?

"I am motivated by the knowledge

that I have never - and will never -

"arrive" fully in my craft. It is always a

process of developing and growing

and becoming. There is no glass

ceiling and every single performance

reminds me of just that. I am inspired

by the boundless resources that I have

at my fingertips to develop and grow -

most brilliantly these are found in the

crazy amazing works of theatre that

play in all the theatres in our beautiful

country. There is no greater joy in

digesting these works, experiencing

them and learning from them."

You've given us so many memorable

performances in the past. Do you

have any upcoming projects or roles

you're excited about?

"I realise I am in such a fortunate

position - one where there is always

another project or two or three in the

development pipeline while another is

walking the boards.

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This festive season I will be making

Durban my home for a few months as I

play Aladdin in Kickstart's family

pantomime. Thereafter Wela Kapela is

launching an exciting Mother Tongue

project, which will see me and a crew

of actors trekking off the beaten track

across the Eastern Cape. We'll be

taking a puppet production of Aesop's

"Jackal and Wolf" fables to schools

where accessing any kind of theatre

may be a challenge or even an

impossibility. The production will be

performed in the mother tongue or

language of learning and teaching that

is predominant at each school (either

English, Afrikaans or IsiXhosa).

In between all of this, Amanda and I are

working on a new one-man show

which should premiere in May 2024 -

but I'm afraid that's all I can say for

now... hehe"

Throughout your journey in the world

of theatre, have there been any

mentors or influential figures who've

significantly shaped your approach or

inspired you?

"Oh, so so many! I feel like I am literally

a product of these people - like a piece

of clay that they have all had their hand

at moulding and nurturing… Of course,

there has always been mom and dad -

Dean and Cresta Anderson.

They motivate me because they just

know how to handle me (and this is no

mean feat): they are never too much,

never too little - they're just enough

and just right. hey support, they advise

and they love… what more can a boy

ask for? My whole family (and there are

a LOT of us) is close and tight and hey

have my back. I miss them so much

when I am not at home.

I was fortunate to be at a school that

made it their mission to employ the

best of the best in terms of "the arts"

teachers.

Firstly, my beautiful and wonderful

vocal coach Leoni Armour. She knows

my voice inside out and therefore I trust

her with it and trust her to have hard

conversations with me about it.

I started working with Leoni when I

was 11… and still today, Leoni is the

lady who listens to the songs I have to

sing in "Vincent", for example. I get

excited for every session with Leoni

and they always come at just the right

time, to make you sound better and

stronger - I just wish more people

could experience working with her.

Marc Williams, my drama teacher, my

mentor (on stage, off stage, all over) -

the guy who showed me that discipline

in this industry gets you to the places

you need to be and that passion fuels

you when there is nothing else left. I've

cried so many tears with Marc - about

things we have heard or seen or felt.

They are etched in my heart and I think

about them when I work - all the time.

These are priceless exchanges. Marc is

a priceless man

Jacques du Plessis - one of our musical

directors/pianists - for "Vincent".

Jacques also taught me music for much

of my high school career and today he

is a dear friend, a constant laugh and

guide. Jacques is the guy you call when

your day is going to the dogs and you

don't know what to do. He knows what

to say to chase the blues and when

you're out there, touring and working

the blues do creep in. How amazing

that Jacques is there to catch these

days and, apart from all of this, he is

bloody insane on those keys!

And then, last, but not least - Amanda

Bothma. My reason and rhyme.

Amanda took me under her wing as a

chubby-cheeked, over-eager little 10-

year-old singer and she worked with

me until I started to become an actor

(where I still am today).

She teaches me how to tell stories and

she taught me how to live life - or

more how to squeeze every millilitre of

zest out of the lemons that make each

day's sweet lemonade. There is a

certain rareness about the kind of

working relationship that Amanda and

I have. This allows us to do good work

and to get excited about everything we

do. I cherish you deeply, mama

Amanda.

Thank you for giving me this life."

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You've been Alladin, Prince Topher,

Daniel Beauxhomme and even

embodied Vincent van Gogh – Which

character or person would be a wild,

unexpected leap for you, but one

you'd be thrilled to do someday?

"I just saw a production of Kander &

Ebb's "Cabaret" on the West End in

London. I'd give my left arm to play the

Emcee… to be able to let go in a

character like that must be so

liberating. I know it will happen

someday - so I'm using this

opportunity to put it out into the

universe. In terms of wild and

unexpected leaps… I'd love to play

Frank n Furter in Rocky Horror… but

then again, which theatre boy in his

right mind doesn't - so is that even so

wild? I don't know, haha!"

In "Vincent – his quest to love and be

loved", you've used various genres of

music to narrate Van Gogh's life. If

you had to pick one song that

encapsulates the essence of your own

life, which would it be and why?

"Every Time We Say Goodbye - Cole

Porter… I don't think there's a song that

speaks about feeling an emotion

(whatever that emotion may be)

as intensely as this one does. I like to

think that I feel everything deeply and

with heightened meaning. My life has

been like that - I can't stop feeling more

and more and evaluating these feelings

and then feeling them even deeper.

Hopefully I can keep creating."

With your flair for bringing various

epochs to life, if you had a one-day

ticket to any moment in history, where

would you zoom off to and what

would you do?

"I'd visit Vincent on that fateful day in

1890 and I'd sit with him and tell him

how much he was going to change the

world."

If you had a free day with no

responsibilities, how would you

choose to spend it?

"On the beach, on the Wild Coast -

hopping between gullies and rock

pools, finding fish and all the other

beautiful things under the sea. I do this

from time to time… the best day ever,

every time!"

Hit me with your killer karaoke track!

"Grace Kelly – Mika"

Given your vast experience at such a

young age, what advice would you

offer to someone reading this who

thinks, "I wish I could pursue this,

but…"?

"My advice would be to "just do it"…

even if that sounds cliche. In this

industry, the gates and obstacles that

are put up for us seem to be unending

and insurmountable, but they're often

put up by ourselves. To "just do it"

means to make your own way in the

craziness by showing up, working

hard and stripping away your own

limits. If you think you can't be the

lead, you're right.

What you think is what you do, is

what they will see, is what they will

believe , is what they will feel.

Importantly also, be kind to yourself

and to your instrument (your body):

get enough sleep, don't drink too

much alcohol and find a meaningful

exercise routine."

Favourite Drink? "Red Wine!! Or Coke

Light for the day time, of course ;)"

Your go to favourite TV Series?

"Schitt's Creek… or The Crown…

depending on my mood."

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Electric shaver

I can't stand any hair

growing on my face

A role of gaffer tape

because you can do anything

with this stuff

An ABBA soundtrack

who needs food, even??

Superpower for a day? What's

your pick and what mischief would

you get up to?

"Cloning - I'd make 100 of myself to

do all the things I need to do in a

normal day and I'd take the day off

to go to an art gallery or to the

beach."

Zombie apocalypse! Quick, what

are your top three survival must-

haves?

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Thank you for sharing your insights and

experiences with us. Is there anything

else you’d like to share with our readers?

"I'd just like to say thank you to each

person reading this who has purchased a

ticket to see a theatre show at some point

in their lives - especially if that work of

theatre was a South African one. With the

good fortune that I have had to travel

around this country and abroad, telling the

story of Van Gogh, I have been blessed to

see so many works of theatre presented by

our country's fearless and fabulous artists.

What beautiful, beautiful company I have

been in. We are rich in our abilities to tell

stories here and so this must be protected,

promoted and actively preserved. So I

guess that's what I'd like to leave with:

#ChooseLive, beautiful people; keep our

artists going and allow them to inspire you

and to equip you with the tools to deal

with this crazy life. If you do, we shall all

be richer for it."

Men’s Skin Care FAQ’s

SKINCARE WITH LYNDALL JACKSON

Many men approach skin care with

caution, many questions and

trepidation. Below, I have answered

some of the most common

questions that gets asked of The

Something Guy. Hopefully yours

will be answered here, if not, feel

free to get in touch and I can clear

some things up for you, like your

skin.

What are the benefits of using

toner? Toners are the unsung

heroes of the cleansing routine.

They help to complete the cleansing

step by restoring the skins pH to

normal as well as removing any

residue that you may have missed

with the cleanser. As the toner stays

on the skin, their hydrating and

restoring ingredients are extra

important as this gets the skin ready

to absorb the next products into the

skin more efficiently.

I work outside daily and can’t

reapply my sunscreen as my hands

are dirty. What should I do?

Sunscreen is a very important part

of the skin routine, regardless of

how much time you spend outdoors.

Make a point of reapplying

sunscreen regularly, even if you

need to take a break, wash your

hands, apply sunscreen and then

get back to work.

What should I do to treat razor

burns or ingrown hairs? The best

razor burn is the one you never get.

Preparing your skin to shave

correctly and using a good razor

make a real difference when it

comes to avoiding ingrown hairs

and razor burns. Cleanse your skin

and exfoliate before shaving to

release any ingrown hairs. This also

gets rid of the little bumps on the

surface of the skin and reduces the

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incidence of cuts. I recommend

DermaFix Gentle Cleansing Gel and

DermaPolish for this step. Ingrown

hairs need to be exfoliated and

treated with anti-inflammatory

ingredients. DermaFix CBD Oil is

ideal for this as it has anti-

inflammatory, anti-bacterial as well

as anti-oxidant properties. This

means that it will soothe, assist in

preventing break outs as well as

nourishing the beard area.

If you’re looking for the ultimate all

in one product, this is it.

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These wonder wipes are not face

cleansing wipes. No wet wipes here

thank you. These are serums that

are packaged in a convenient

container to allow easy application.

They are both exfoliating as well as

nourishing and treat the skin for

pigmentation, ageing, acne and

ingrown hairs. That’s a pretty

versatile product if you ask me!

I have saggy eyes and dark marks,

what can I do? There are many in

clinic treatments that can help with

this concern. Home care is essential

in addressing saggy eyes and dark

marks as well. Consult your

favourite accredited skin care

professional for treatment after a

thorough skin assessment. For home

care, try out DermaFix Circle Light.

This eye treatment will help to

tighten, lighten and brighten the

whole eye area.

Do I have to exfoliate my skin

daily? You do not need to exfoliate

your skin every day although with

some exfoliators it is safe to do so.

Exfoliators that contain scrub like

ingredients can be too harsh on the

skin and I recommend avoiding

scrubs altogether. If you’re set on

them though, keep their use to once

a week to minimize the amount of

irritation to the skin. An excellent

exfoliating product that can used on

alternating nights is DermaFix MD

Mandelic Retexturising Wipes.

The ingredients on skin care

products make no sense to me.

What must I look out for that I

would understand in skin care?

This is where we come in. As

qualified skin care professionals, we

do know what all those ingredients

do as well as how to read the labels

and make useful deductions. There

are things that you can look out for

such as harmful ingredients.

Parabens, hydroquinone etc. That

will hold you in good stead at least

to not purchase anything harmful.

Can I use skin care wash on my

beard as well? It is perfectly fine for

you to use your recommended face

wash on your beard as well.

Although if you have a long beard, it

might be worth it to shampoo it with

a gentle sulphate-free shampoo to

maintain it’s luster.

Do you moisturise at night only or

in the morning as well? I cannot

stress this enough. You need to be

cleansing your skin morning and

evening which means that you need

to be moisturising twice a day as

well.

How can I manage oily skin

effectively? Prepare yourself for me

to sound like a stuck record. This is

where we come in. As a skin care

professional, we know what to look

for in terms of why your skin would

be oily and guide you on the best

path to address and maintain a

healthy skin. Often people think their

skin is oily and start on the strongest

acne products they can find. Big

mistake. This can strip the skin’s

barrier and open your skin up to

more problems like sensitivity,

hyperpigmentation, more oiliness as

well as increased breakouts.

I don’t like using so many products,

it gets confusing. Is there one that

works for everything? Wouldn’t that

be nice? No. There is no one product

that can do it all, although that are a

number of products that are

multifunctional and this is where you

need to focus if you like your routine

simple. You’ll need a cleanser, a

moisturiser and a sunscreen.

That’s the minimum for a basic skin

routine. Fortunately you can get all of

these products from DermaFix that

will suit your skin type and concerns.

If you have room for one add on,

make it DermaFix Brightening or MD

Mandelic Retexturising Wipes.

SKIN CARE

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WHAT ARE THEY ACTUALLY SAYING?

Firstly, HA! Gen Z you are feeling what us

millennials felt... Gen Alpha has entered the chat

and they are not at all Skibidi with their fanum tax.

They are all grown up and taking control of their

own language and slang. Scary isn’t it? However,

don’t stress... most of us dont understand either one

of you and your overlapping language anyways.

GEN ALPHA AND GEN Z

Language is like a

chameleon; it changes its

colours as it moves from

generation to generation.

The young folks of today,

belonging to Gen Z and Gen

Alpha, have brought a lot of

new terms that some may

find puzzling.

Gyat?

Simp?

Cap?

Each generation plays a role in sculpting the way we speak,

adding their own lexicon of phrases, acronyms, and

terminologies that leave the older generations either perplexed

or intrigued. And let's be honest, it's often a bit of both. Today,

we're turning the spotlight on the youthful linguistic magicians of

Generations Z and Alpha. We'll take you on a whirlwind tour

through the very vocabulary that is shaping conversations, both

online and off. By the end, you'll feel like you've been handed a

cheat sheet for interpreting the younger generations.

Language is a medium of expression that is continually

reshaped by each generation, transforming it into

something uniquely reflective of their identity. Yet,

occasionally, new terms emerge that leave us baffled,

prompting the question, "What on earth are they saying?"

Each generation leaves its fascinating mark on language,

moulding it to fit its own contemporary nuances.

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Dictionary Breakdown

Person 1: "You took my food."

Person 2: "Fanum tax."

Gyat: Someone sticking out their curvaceous behind for a person.

Rizzler: Someone who is good at picking up women / Men.

Skibidi: Describing someone who is evil or bad.

Fanum Tax: Refers to a Twitch streamer "taxing" people by stealing

their food

Ratio'd: An insult that typically means your comment has more

negative interactions than positive ones on social media.

Sus: A shortened version of "suspicious."

Bet: The new “OK”.

Bussin: This means that something is really going well.

Lore: This means getting the background information about something.

Cap: Means that something is a lie, or that it is an exaggerated truth.

Big Yikes: When something is really embarrassing or shocking.

Cheugy: Trying too hard, out of style.

Gotta Clear: Goodbye. Millennial translation: Peace out.

Gen X translation: Catch ya on the flip side.

It’s giving: Intense, dramatic, incredible. Example: “Have you heard the

new song from BTS? “Yeah, it’s giving.” Millennial translation: “That’s

lit” or “I can’t even”

Mid: Not great but could be worse, as in, it’s fine but not your best.

On God: I promise. Example: "On God, I'm not even joking – that really

happened."

Touch grass: Disconnect with technology. This is usually directed

toward someone who is spending too much time online.

Example: “Elon Musk needs to touch grass.”

Bop: A catchy and enjoyable song.

Clout: Someone who seeks attention or popularity.

Finesse: To skillfully navigate or manipulate a situation to one’s advantage.

ICYMI: The acronym for “In Case You Missed It”

Rickrolled: Used as a playful way to surprise or entertain friends online

Simp: Someone, usually a man, who is overly submissive or attentive to someone they are attracted to.

Sksksk: Used in text messaging or online conversations to indicate laughter or excitement.

Wigs: An exclamation used to express extreme surprise or excitement. It implies that something is so astonishing

that it causes one’s metaphorical wig to fly off their head.

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Guess what? The underwater world isn't just about majestic whales or colourful

clownfish. Dive a little deeper, and you'll discover some of the ocean's most enchanting

and lesser-known residents. Today, let's chat about one of the ocean's cutest and most

fascinating critters: the Sea Sheep Slug!

First off, can we just say, "Aww!"? The Sea Sheep Slug, scientifically known as

Costasiella kuroshimae, is a tiny sea slug that's as adorable as its name suggests.

Measuring just about 1 cm in length, this little gem is as petite as it is charming. With its

soft, green, and fluffy appearance, it genuinely looks like a tiny sheep grazing

underwater. But here's the twist: this little 'sheep' doesn't munch on grass. Instead, it

feeds on algae and performs... wait for it... photosynthesis! Yes, just like plants!

Imagine a creature so tiny, so cute, and yet so powerful that it harnesses the sun's

energy to nourish itself. The Sea Sheep Slug has chloroplasts from the algae it

consumes stored in its body. These chloroplasts allow it to convert sunlight into energy,

a process we usually associate with plants. It's like having a mini solar panel on its back!

How cool is that?

Every ripple, every grain of sand, every drop of water in our vast oceans holds a story,

and the Sea Sheep Slug is one of those magical tales. So, the next time you think of the

ocean's wonders, remember our little photosynthesising friend, and smile!

MEET THE ADORABLE GREEN WONDER:

How the Sea Sheep Slug

Masters the Art of Plant Power!

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Un-BEE-lievable Facts

About Our Tiny

Winged Friends

Are you ready to go on

an un-BEE-lievable

adventure into the

fascinating world of

bees? Well, buckle up,

because we’re about to

go right into the

buzzworthy secrets of

these tiny winged

wonders. Not only are

they responsible for

pollinating our planet

and giving us honey, but

they also have some

seriously rad tricks up

their sleeves.

So, without further ado,

let’s get our bee-rd on

and explore the awe-

inspiring universe of

bees!

The Bee-ginning:

Where it all started

Did you know that bees

have been around for a

whopping 100 million

years?

Yeah, you read that

right! These little guys

have been partying with

the dinosaurs, making

them some of the most

ancient insects still

buzzing around today.

So next time you see a

bee, give it some props

for its staying power!

Bee a mind reader:

Dancing is their

language

Get ready to bust a

move, because bees

communicate through

dance! Yep, these

groovy insects use a

series of wiggles and

shakes to tell their hive

mates where to find

food. The famous

“waggle dance” is a

bee’s way of saying,

“Hey bro, there’s some

sweet nectar over

there!”

Pretty cool, huh?

Super-bee: Nature’s

tiny flying champions

If you think bees are just

slow, bumbling

creatures, think again!

These little speedsters

can fly up to 15 miles

per hour and beat their

wings a mind-blowing

200 times per second.

Plus, they can cover up

to five miles in a single

foraging trip. Talk about

some serious bee

power!

Gender bender: It’s a

bee’s life

In the bee world, the

ladies really run the

show. Female bees, or

worker bees, do all the

foraging, cleaning, and

nursing of the larvae.

And the queen bee?

She’s the head honcho,

the one and only egg

layer, with a lifespan of

up to five years! But

don’t feel too bad for

the guys; male bees, or

drones, have one job –

to mate with the queen.

Though their lifespan is

shorter, they get to live

out their days in bee-

style luxury.

Bee-brainiacs: Tiny but

mighty smart

Don’t be fooled by their

size; bees have some

serious smarts.

Research shows that

these little geniuses can

recognize human faces,

count up to four, and

even learn to pull

strings to get food. They

can also learn from

watching other bees,

proving that they’ve got

some serious teamwork

skills.

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Bee hotels provide a

safe space for solitary

bees to lay their eggs

and can be made from

simple materials like

bamboo, wood, or

even an old tin can.

Bee-utiful colours:

More than meets the

eye

We all know bees as

black and yellow-

striped creatures, but

did you know they come

in a rainbow of colours?

From green to blue, and

even red or purple, bees

are quite the fashion-

forward bunch. With

over 20,000 species of

bees worldwide, there’s

a whole lot of colourful

variety in the bee

kingdom!

Killer bees: Don’t judge

a bee by its name

You’ve probably heard

of the infamous “killer

bees,” but don’t be too

scared – their name is a

bit of an exaggeration.

While they can be more

aggressive than other

bee species,

their sting isn’t any

more lethal than a

regular honeybee’s. In

fact, “killer bees,” or

Africanized honey bees,

are just a hybrid of

African and European

honey bees. They got

their fearsome

reputation mainly

because they’re more

likely to defend their

hive en masse.

But hey, they’re just

protecting their home,

and we can’t really

blame them for that, can

we?

The buzz about honey:

A sweet treat with a

long shelf life

Honey is not just a tasty

natural sweetener; it’s

also a marvel of bee

engineering! Did you

know that honey can

last almost indefinitely?

That’s right;

archaeologists have

found pots of honey in

ancient Egyptian tombs

that are still perfectly

edible today. Bees make

honey by collecting

nectar, then they store it

in their “honey stomach”

and bring it back to the

hive. Once there, they

pass it from bee to bee,

which helps evaporate

water from the nectar.

Finally, they store it in

honeycomb cells and

seal it with beeswax.

Voila! A sweet, golden

treat that stands the

test of time.

Bees and the bro code:

They’ve got our backs

Bees are some of the

best bros we could ask

for. They play a vital

role in pollination, which

means they’re

responsible for helping

plants reproduce.

In fact, bees are

responsible for

pollinating about one-

third of the food we eat!

Fruits, veggies, nuts, and

even some spices – you

name it, bees have had a

hand (or should we say,

wing) in their production.

So next time you’re

munching on an apple or

enjoying a scoop of

almond butter, remember

to thank our buzzing

buddies for their hard

work.

Bee-ing eco-friendly:

Bee hotels and bee

gardens

Want to give a little love

back to our tiny winged

heroes? Consider building

a bee hotel or planting a

bee-friendly garden in

your yard. These tiny

marvels of nature are full

of surprises, and their

importance in our

ecosystem cannot be

overstated.

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Can You Really Cry Underwater?

FOOD FOR THOUGHT:

Crying is a natural human response to

a range of emotions, from sadness and

grief to joy and relief. But have you

ever wondered if it's possible to shed

tears while submerged in water? Let's

dive into the science behind this

intriguing question.

Tears and Their Composition

To understand the phenomenon, it's

essential to first grasp the nature of

tears. Human tears are composed of

three layers: an outer oily layer, a

middle watery layer, and an inner

mucous layer. These layers work in

tandem to keep our eyes moist, protect

them from irritants, and ensure clear

vision.

The Act of Crying Underwater

Technically, yes, you can cry

underwater. When you cry, your

lacrimal glands produce tears, which

then flow over the surface of your

eyes. Being underwater doesn't stop

these glands from doing their job.

So, if you were to feel emotional while

submerged, your body would still

produce tears in response. However,

the experience would be different from

crying on land. Since you're surrounded

by water, the tears wouldn't roll down

your face as they typically would.

Instead, they'd mix with the

surrounding water almost immediately.

As a result, it might be challenging to

distinguish between the tears and the

water, making it seem as though you

aren't crying at all.

Practical Implications

While the act of crying is possible

underwater, it's essential to remember

that opening your eyes in certain water

environments, like chlorinated pools or

salty seas, can be uncomfortable. The

presence of chemicals or salt can

irritate the eyes, making them red and

stingy. So, if you find yourself feeling

emotional while swimming or diving, it

might be best to surface before letting

those tears flow.

Can you cry underwater?

Let’s take a look at the

science, emotions, and

whimsical charm behind

this quirky question.

Discover how tears

behave beneath the

surface and explore the

extraordinary in the

ordinary!

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AN OPEN LETTER TO MEN

Dear Men, We need to have a heart-to-heart about something that’s often brushed under the carpet—your mental

health. This is important. We live in a world that constantly tells men to be strong, to be the pillars of society, and to

carry on regardless of what's going on inside. It's absolutely okay to prioritise your mental and emotional well-being.

It's okay to feel emotions, really feel them, and to express them in healthy ways. You're not less of a man for feeling

sad, anxious, or overwhelmed. Bottling up emotions can lead to a mental health crisis. Share what you're going

through with trusted friends or family, or even professionals. Emotional expression isn't a sign of weakness; it’s a sign

of being human.

When it comes to health check-ups, there's often a reluctance among men to consult medical professionals unless

absolutely necessary. The problem with this approach is that by the time something becomes "absolutely necessary,"

it's often far worse than it could have been if addressed earlier. So please, if you're not feeling well, get checked out.

Prevention is often better than cure, and early detection can make a world of difference.

Burnout is another issue that men, in particular, tend to ignore or downplay. The culture of "hustle" has many men

working endless hours, believing that rest is for the weak. But let me be clear: taking time to rest and recuperate isn’t

laziness; it’s a form of self-care. Rest is essential for mental clarity, emotional balance, and overall well-being. If you're

constantly pushing yourself to the point of exhaustion, you're not doing anyone any favours, least of all yourself. So

when you start feeling worn out, please take a break. Recharge those batteries and return to the world as a

rejuvenated version of yourself.

Now, how about supporting other men? Sometimes it seems like we're all in competition with each other, each trying

to be the "alpha male," to outdo the other in all aspects of life. But imagine a world where men uplift other men, where

you can lend a helping hand or a listening ear without judgment. The strength of your character isn't measured by how

many people you can outperform, but by how many people you can positively impact. You can be that person who

makes a difference in someone's life. Share your experiences, offer advice, or just listen when someone needs to talk.

Your support can help other men open up about their struggles, creating a ripple effect that could change lives.

I know this letter is asking you to go against societal norms. Many of these norms have been ingrained in us since

childhood, making them incredibly difficult to break. However, it's never too late to start making changes. The first

step is acknowledging that it's okay to take care of yourself and to encourage others to do the same. Let's break the

cycle of silence and stigma. This is a collective effort, and every individual contribution counts.

As men, we need to stick together and break down the barriers that have been constructed around our emotional and

mental health. It's a collective responsibility we all share. The way you treat yourself sets the bar for others, and it can

encourage other men to take care of themselves too. So let this letter be a gentle reminder to look out for number one,

and by that, I mean you.

So to you, I say this: be the change you want to see. Make mental and emotional well-being a priority. Encourage your

mates to do the same. And remember, you're not alone in this journey. There’s a community of men who are slowly but

surely changing the narrative. So let's stand together in making mental health a topic that's openly discussed, properly

addressed, and adequately cared for. Together, we can make a difference, and it starts with you.

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SO, WHAT'S MOVEMBER?

MOVEMBER IS A MOVEMENT WHERE MEN GROW MUSTACHES DURING NOVEMBER TO RAISE

AWARENESS AND FUNDS FOR MEN'S HEALTH ISSUES, PARTICULARLY PROSTATE CANCER, TESTICULAR

CANCER, AND MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH.

The jacaranda trees are in full bloom, braais are getting fired up for the summer season, and a

special kind of magic unfolds—men everywhere start growing moustaches. Well... some of them.

So, what's the buzz about Movember? Well, this whole thing kicked off in Australia back in 2003

but has since taken the world, including Mzansi, by storm. It's not just about growing a cool 'stache;

it's about raising awareness for men's health issues like prostate cancer, testicular cancer, and

mental well-being.

The rules? Dead simple. Men—or "Mo Bros" as they are affectionately called—begin November

clean-shaven and then let their moustaches grow freely. Chances are, you are going to be at a braai,

and someone will ask, "Hey, what's with the new moustache?" Bam! The door just swung wide

open for you to chat about men's health. Behind the moustaches is the Movember Foundation.

They've got their act together, having funded over 1,250 men’s health projects worldwide.

Research, treatments, you name it, they're making a real difference. And hey, they’re big on early

detection of health problems, because catching things early can be a game-changer.

Movember isn't just about letting your facial hair do the talking as it also encourages you to get

moving. "Move for Movember" is an awesome sidekick campaign that urges you to walk or run 60

kilometres throughout the month. Why 60, you ask? It’s a tribute to the men we've lost to health

issues. So while you're enjoying the South African sun, you're also doing something that matters.

Next time you're at the local shop, at a braai, or even stuck in traffic and you spot a bloke with a

newly minted moustache, give him a nod. That moustache is more than just a style choice now, it's a

symbol of awareness, unity, and hope for a healthier future for men all over South Africa, and the

world. So, this November, let's celebrate those moustaches and the meaningful message they carry.

Cheers to Movember!

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Looking to deepen your understanding of Movember and men's health? Take a look at the following websites

to acquire comprehensive insights into the Movember movement and issues affecting men's well-being.

Movember Official Website: www.movember.com

Cancer Association of South Africa (CANSA): www.cansa.org.za

South African Depression and Anxiety Group (SADAG): www.sadag.org

Men's Health Forum in South Africa: www.menshealthforum.org.za

Strides for Life Colon Cancer Foundation: www.stridesforlife.org

Remember, knowledge empowers.

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TAKING CARE

OF YOUR MO’

If you're feeling adventurous and aim for a more

audacious look, moustache wax will be your go-to for

sculpting those final flourishes.

The Essentials:

For the modern gentleman committed to the fine art of

moustache cultivation, there are some must-haves:

precision barber scissors, high-quality clippers, a well-

crafted fine-toothed comb, an expansive mirror for a full

view, a dependable razor, unwavering hand-eye

coordination, and a will of steel.

Moustache Maintenance:

Consistent shampooing is your friend. Remember,

moustaches are like magnets for all sorts of particles.

Food may be glorious, but it has no business taking up

residence in your 'stache. Exercise caution when you're

feasting on foods with a messy reputation.

Your moustache hair has a robust texture, so regular

conditioning is a godsend. A generous amount of

conditioner worked into your 'stache will yield a softer

touch, which will be appreciated not just by you but by

anyone getting up close and personal.

Don't neglect the skin underneath; it's also part of the

moustache ecosystem. A hot towel face wash is a good

way to hydrate and purify the skin, preventing dryness

and the dreaded itch.

Mastering the Trim:

For the best results, wet your moustache before cutting.

It makes the hairs more manageable, but be cautious—

wet hairs are prone to springing back when dry.

Use your trusty fine-toothed comb to tame the hairs

into a unified direction. It prepares the stage for a

precise cut.

Take your barber scissors and strategically snip at any

stray hairs along the outer edges and bottom line of

your 'stache. A comb can act as your guide, holding

your moustache in position as you make your cuts.

Always err on the side of caution when trimming.

For uniform fluffiness, guide clippers gently over the

body of your moustache.

Lather up and execute a clean shave along the

peripheral edges with your razor.

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INTRIGUING MOUSTACHE FACTS

Health Benefits: Some researchers suggest that a moustache could filter out pollen

and dust from the air, potentially serving as a health asset.

The Einstein's Stache: Albert Einstein was not just a towering intellect in physics; he

also maintained a moustache for over 50 years. Imagine the scientific thoughts that

moustache has been privy to!

Record-Breaking Whiskers: The world's longest moustache measures an incredible

4.27 metres and is the pride of Ram Singh Chauhan from Rajastan, India. To keep it in

tip-top condition, he gives it regular massages using mustard and coconut oil.

Beatlemania & Moustaches: Back in 1967, The Beatles included cardboard

moustaches in their iconic album, Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. A delightful

extra, to say the least!

The Moustache Salary: In a certain district in Madhya Pradesh, India, police officers

receive a bonus for growing a moustache. The prevailing belief is that a moustache

garners more respect. What an intriguing way to incentivise law enforcement!

Beer Reservoir: A one-month-old moustache can hold up to 30ml of liquid, which is

about 10% of a typical glass of beer. A fun yet impractical tidbit!

An Ode to the 'Stache: Salvador Dalí was so infatuated with his moustache that he

dedicated an entire book to it. That's commitment!

Growth Speed: The average moustache grows at a rate of around 0.0356 cm per day,

adding up to approximately 13 to 15 cm per year.

Facial Foliage: On an average man's face, you'll find between 10,000 and 20,000

hairs. A truly populated expanse!

Attractiveness Quotient: According to studies and a good deal of public opinion, men

with moustaches are considered more attractive. No debate there!

The Hollywood Factor: Remember iconic actors like Clark Gable in "Gone With the

Wind" or Tom Selleck in "Magnum, P.I."? Their moustaches were nearly as famous as

they were!

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Gentlemen! Welcome to Bromance 101, your one-stop shop

for all things bro-related. Ever wondered how to create the

ultimate bromance? Or maybe you’re already in one, but

you’re looking for ways to level up your bro-tastic bond?

Fear not, fellow bro-seekers, for we have the answers you

seek!

A bromance, in case you’ve been living under a rock (or just

have a knack for avoiding internet slang), is a close,

emotionally supportive, and totally platonic relationship

between two guys. It’s like the ultimate friendship level you

can achieve with another dude. Still not sure? Think of Turk

and J.D. from “Scrubs,” or Joey and Chandler from “Friends.”

Yep, that’s the gold standard of bromance we’re aiming for!

So, let’s jump right into the wild world of bromances with

some super fun, light-hearted tips to help you create your

very own bro-mazing connection.

Step 1. Embrace the Bro Code

First things first: you’ve got to understand and embrace the

Bro Code. This unofficial yet sacred set of rules governs all

aspects of a bromance. While it may differ from one group of

bros to another, it generally includes some universal

principles like loyalty, trust, and bro-haviour (bro behaviour).

So, get your hands on a copy of Barney Stinson’s “The Bro

Code” (yes, from “How I Met Your Mother”) or create your

own set of rules that you and your bro can live by.

Remember, a bromance is built on mutual respect and

understanding.

Step 2. Find Your Bro-mate

Now that you’re fluent in the Bro Code, it’s time to find your

bro-mate! This can be a friend you already have, or you can

venture out and meet new people. Look for someone with

similar interests, a great sense of humour, and a personality

that complements yours. Remember, your bro-mate should

be someone you can be yourself with and have a great time

doing just about anything.

Step 3. Engage in Bro-tivities

Once you’ve found your bro-mate, it’s time to start engaging

in some epic bro-tivities. These are activities that bring you

closer together and strengthen your bromance. Think of

activities like sports, gaming, watching movies, going on road

trips, or just grabbing a beer at your favourite bar. The key

here is to have fun together and make memories that’ll last a

lifetime.

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Step 4. Bro-munication is Key

A true bromance thrives on open and honest communication.

Make sure you’re both comfortable discussing your feelings,

thoughts, and concerns with each other. Keep in mind that a

bromance is about emotional support and understanding, so

don’t shy away from deeper conversations. Remember, a

heart-to-heart chat over a couple of cold ones can do

wonders for your bro-bond.

Step 5. Celebrate Each Other’s Successes

In a bromance, you’re each other’s biggest cheerleaders.

Whether it’s a promotion at work, a personal milestone, or

just a killer workout at the gym, be there to celebrate and

support your bro. Show genuine happiness for his

achievements, and he’ll do the same for you. It’s this mutual

support system that makes bromances so valuable and

unique.

Step 6. Embrace the Broments

Broments (bro moments) are the memorable and often

hilarious experiences you share with your bro. They can be as

simple as a late-night fast-food run or as epic as a weekend

trip to Vegas. Cherish these moments and don’t be afraid to

reminisce about them together. Creating inside jokes and

sharing memories will only strengthen your bromance.

Step 7. Be Loyal and Trustworthy

Loyalty and trust are the foundation of any strong bromance.

Be there for your bro when he needs you, and make sure he

knows he can count on you no matter what. Keep his secrets,

have his back in sticky situations, and always be honest with

him. A bromance built on loyalty and trust is one that will

stand the test of time.

With these seven steps, you’ll be well on your way to

crafting the ultimate bromance. Remember, the key to a

successful bromance is to keep it fun, supportive, and

genuine. It’s about creating a bond that transcends the

everyday friendships and becomes something truly special.

So, go ahead and start this bro-tastic journey with your newfound knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll be living the

bromance of your dreams. And who knows? Maybe one day, you and your bro will become the next legendary duo, inspiring

future generations of bromantic adventurers.

Now, grab your bro-mate, give each other a fist bump, and get ready to conquer the world, one broment at a time!

Cheers to your epic bromance, gentlemen!

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NO NUT NOVEMBER

to as 'nutting,' for the entire month of

November. I know, I know, the challenge

sounds as outrageous as pineapple on a

pizza, but hear me out!

No Nut November isn't just about dodging

the sexual bullet for 30 days. It's an

exercise in willpower, self-control, and

personal growth. Some people claim it has

health benefits—although the jury is still

out on that one—but most participants are

after the bragging rights. Completing the

challenge is akin to receiving a gold star

on a school project; everyone wants one,

but only the determined walk away with it.

Now, you might be wondering why on

Earth would someone willingly put

themselves through this gauntlet of

deprivation?

November has rolled around again, and

with it comes the curious, eyebrow-raising,

and often misunderstood phenomenon

known as No Nut November.

Imagine this: you're scrolling through

social media, minding your own business

when—BAM!—a meme pops up,

referencing a challenge so intense it's

enough to send shivers down your spine.

No, we're not talking about trying to finish

an entire potjie in one sitting. We're

venturing into the world of No Nut

November, a challenge that might just

require an Olympic level of self-control.

No Nut November is an internet challenge

that encourages men to abstain from

ejaculation, often referred

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After all, isn't the point of life to enjoy it?

Of course! But sometimes, taking a

break from certain activities can offer a

new perspective, even if it leaves you

squirming in your seat. Like a

boerewors at a vegan barbeque, it

might seem out of place, but it provides

valuable insight into your own

behaviour and desires.

The challenge has even evolved over

the years. At its inception, No Nut

November was a bit like a secret

society. An underground movement, if

you will. You'd get an awkward wink

from someone, or perhaps a discreet

fist bump, and you'd instantly know

they were a fellow participant. But

nowadays, the event has exploded into

mainstream culture, being discussed

on podcasts, television, and even in

family gatherings. Imagine that,

discussing No Nut November with your

Uncle Piet who's chomping away on his

biltong. Awkward, right?

If you're keen to give No Nut November

a whirl, there are no strict entry

requirements.

All you need is the willpower of a lion

stalking its prey and the fortitude to

match. You don't need to fill out any

application forms or attend a support

group meeting. And rest assured, there

are no fees—aside from the cost to your

ego if you don't make it all the way

through.

Be warned, though: it's not a challenge

for the faint-hearted. Much like climbing

Table Mountain in flip-flops, it's doable

but requires a fair bit of preparation and

mental fortitude. You'll be bombarded

by triggers at every turn—billboards,

television adverts, heck, even

supermarket aisles. At times, the

temptation will be as difficult to resist as

a tray of freshly baked koeksisters.

If you decide to take the plunge, just

remember: keep your sense of humour

handy, as you'll definitely need it. And

don't worry if you don't make it all the

way through. Like any challenge, it's not

about the end result; it's about the

journey. So, go ahead and give it a shot

—or rather, refrain from doing so.

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Paganism (from classical Latinpāgānus “rural”, “rustic”, later “civilian”) is a term first used in the

fourth century by early Christians for people in the Roman Empire who practiced polytheism or

ethnic religions other than Judaism. In the time of the Roman empire, individuals fell into the

pagan class either because they were increasingly rural and provincial relative to the Christian

population, or because they were not milites Christi (soldiers of Christ).

During and after the Middle Ages, the term paganism was applied to any non-Christian religion,

and the term presumed a belief in false god(s). n the 19th century, paganism was adopted as a

self-descriptor by members of various artistic groups inspired by the ancient world. In the 20th

century, it came to be applied as a self-descriptor by practitioners of Modern Paganism, Neopagan

movements, and Polytheistic reconstructionists. Modern pagan traditions often incorporate beliefs

or practices, such as nature worship, that are different from those in the largest world religions.

Paganism:

What Is A Pagan?

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What Is A Pagan? A Pagan is a person who believes that everything has a soul or spirit. Rivers,

animals, rocks, trees, and land are all filled with their own unique spirits for people who are

Pagans. Traditionally, Christians believe that only humans have souls or spirits.

Many environmentally conscious Christians today share the belief with Pagans that all forms of

life have a soul. Pagans see the divine spirit in all life, as do some members of other religions.

Is There More Than One Pagan Religion? There are hundreds of different Pagan Religions.

Some of the best-known Pagan religions are Buddhism, Shintoism, Native American Religions,

Hinduism, Taoism, Wicca, Druidism, Asatru, Shamanism, Neo-Paganism and Eclectic Paganism.

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Are Pagans Devil Worshippers? No, Pagans do not

worship the Devil or Satan. Pagans do not believe in the

Devil, he is part of the Judeo-Christian Religions and their

mythology.

Are Pagans Witches? Some Pagans are Witches, some

are not. Many Pagan groups do not practice Witchcraft.

Wiccans are a type of Pagan Witches, there are also

Dianic Witches, Green Witches, and other types of Pagan

Witches. There are also Christian Witches, many of these

people are practising Christian, but also practice

Witchcraft. You also get Santeria. A South American

religion that is a blend of VooDoo, Witchcraft and

Christianity.

What Do I Need To Be a Pagan? A love of Nature, and a

commitment to live in harmony with the Earth and Her

creatures. You need to feel in your heart that it is where

your own spirituality is leading you. Paganism is for

Pagans, only you know if you are a Pagan in your heart.

What is a Pagan Ritual? A Religious or Pagan Ritual is

anything that focuses your spiritual energy. A church

service is a ritual, and so is a wedding, or a funeral, or a

Hopi Sun Dance. Humans have created rituals since the

beginning of time. Ritual is the way humans express their

connection with divinity and each other.

There are many kinds of Pagan Ritual, personal rituals you

do by yourself, full moon rituals, by yourself or with a

group. There are blessing rituals for a new home, or for

children, or for healing, or for cleansing. There are

protection rituals, and banishing rituals, to name a few.

Your Grandmother may have placed a horseshoe over the

door, this is a popular form of simple protection ritual that

is rooted in Pagan tradition. Or throwing salt over your

shoulder if it is spilled, so as not to attract bad luck.

For Wiccans and Neo-Pagans, there are some basic Ritual

Traditions that you may have heard about. Many Pagan

Rituals begin by honouring the Earth and the 4 directions,

as well as the elements the directions represent, Air, Fire,

Water and Earth. A circle is cast and blessed with water,

smoke, salt and light in honour of these elements. Rituals

often include singing, chanting, dancing, drumming, poetry

and hymns to the Goddess or Gods. Some Rituals are very

complex and are almost like a play, other rituals are very

simple and flow with the energy of the group.

Celebrate the cycles of

the moon, the bounty of

the harvest, and the

whispers of the wind, for in

Paganism, we find a

sacred connection to the

Earth and its endless

rhythms.

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Do Pagans Believe In Jesus? Some do and some do not. Many Pagans believe in a wide variety of

higher beings. Jesus is one of these beings for some Pagans. Some believe he was a great spiritual

teacher, but not a god. Some have no feelings about him at all.

Who Is The Pagan God? There is no single Pagan God. Some Pagan faiths, like Hinduism and Eclectic

Paganism, have many Gods and Goddesses. Some Pagan Traditions like Taoism have no Gods or

Goddesses. Some popular deities with contemporary American Pagans are Artemis-Diana, Inanna, the

GreenMan, Isis, Brigid, Rhiannon, Apollo, Kore, and Demeter.

What Is a Goddess? The first deities humans worshipped were Goddesses. A Goddess is the female

creative and life-giving force of the Universe and much more.

Do Pagans Pray? Yes, many Pagans pray and many connect with the divine in other ways. Many

meditate as a form of prayer, others drum as a form of prayer, and others chant, sing or dance. Some

dedicate each task they perform during the day, to the Goddess. Throughout human history, people

have spoken to their Gods or Goddesses through many different kinds of “prayer”.

When a Muslim prays, they bow toward Mecca, when a Christian prays they cross themselves, when a

Buddhist prays they chant or make a sand mandala, when a Pagan prays, they may be chanting, doing

rituals, hugging a tree or picking up litter on a beach, as a way of connecting with their Goddesses or

Gods.

How Do You Get Married If You Are A Pagan? Pagans, go through what is called a handfasting.

Handfasting is the binding of hands, to create a sacred bond. The cords used are traditionally coloured

to the wedding couple’s choice, each colour symbolizing something different; for instance red – for will,

strength, courage and fertility, orange – for encouragement, attraction and kindness, and blue – for

patience, understanding, health and loyalty. The second notable event within a Pagan wedding

ceremony is the jumping of the besom broom. This action represents the sexual union between the now

married couple, and also the threshold they are about to cross.

Do Pagans Celebrate Sabbath Days? Yes they do, they follow the wheel of the year. The Wheel of the

Year is a Pagan metaphor and calendar for the cycle of the seasons. It consists of eight festivals, known

as sabbats, spaced at approximately even intervals throughout the year. In many forms of Paganism, the

passing of time is seen as cyclical and is represented by a circle or wheel. The progression of birth, life,

decline, and death, as experienced in human lives, is echoed in the progression of the seasons. Many

Pagans also see this cycle as echoing the life, death, and rebirth of the God and the fertility of the

Goddess. As the Wheel originates in the Northern Hemisphere, in the Southern Hemisphere most

Pagans advance these dates six months so as to coincide with the natural seasons as they occur in their

local climates. For instance, a South African Pagan may celebrate Beltane on the 1st of November,

when a Canadian Pagan is celebrating Samhain.

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On a clear, moonlit night, the silver glow of the full moon illuminated the countryside, setting the

stage for a heartwarming lesson between a father wolf and his young pup. The curious pup, gazing

up at the sky with wide eyes, inquired, “Daddy, why do we howl at the moon?” Pondering his

response, the father wolf spoke with calm wisdom. “We howl at the moon to pay respects to the

ball we will never fetch,” he replied, his voice echoing with generations of canine understanding.

Confusion washed over the puppy’s face as he tilted his head.

“What do you mean, Daddy? I don’t understand.“

With a loving smile, the father wolf ruffled his pup’s fur and began to explain. “You see, son, life is

full of things we want but can never have. It might be a ball that’s just out of reach or a dream that

seems impossible to grasp. But just because we can’t have it doesn’t mean we can’t acknowledge

it and pay our respects.“

Pondering his father’s words, the pup looked up at the moon once more and let out a soft,

heartfelt howl. He joined his pack in honouring the unattainable, and at that moment, he felt a

profound connection with his father and their canine family.

With pride in his eyes, the father wolf knew that he had imparted a valuable life lesson to his little

one. From that night on, the pup howled at the moon with a newfound understanding and a heart

full of love. They might never fetch the moon, but they would always pay their respects to it.

As the night progressed, the father and pup continued their heart-to-heart under the twinkling

stars. They discussed other unattainable dreams and goals, but also how to appreciate and respect

them. The father wolf shared tales of his own struggles and the lessons he learned on

appreciating the journey, even when the destination seemed unreachable.

The pup listened intently, absorbing the wisdom passed down from his father. He began to see life

as more than just a series of ball-fetching games – there were bigger dreams and ambitions, things

that might be unattainable but were still worth striving for.

As the night drew to a close and the pack snuggled in for the night, the pup felt a deep sense of

gratitude for the bond he shared with his father. He knew that with his father’s guidance and

wisdom, he would be well-equipped to navigate the twists and turns of life.

As the pack dozed off to sleep, the young pup felt a sense of contentment. He knew he had much

to learn, but with his father by his side, he was ready for the journey ahead. Closing his eyes and

releasing a final, heartfelt howl at the moon, he knew he would always pay his respects to the

unattainable, for it was all part of the beautiful journey that is life.

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A Father’s Lesson to His Pup

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Jess, congratulations on the release of your new children’s book, Arnold the Not Dinosaur!

Can you share with us the inspiration behind the story and its main character?

“Thank you so much! I am so incredibly excited about this book – I actually wrote the first draft of

it when I was twelve years old based on an inside joke with one of my best friends. My dad had

recently bought me a green dinosaur stuffed toy that my friend and I had been trying to name all

day. We finally decided on the name Arnold – although he was a dinosaur toy, to begin with, he

didn’t look particularly dinosaur-y to us at that particular moment and thus Arnold the Not

Dinosaur was born. I wanted to tell a story about identity and self-discovery, both of which have

been very important in my own life, and so Arnold’s awkwardness and curiosity are probably a

reflection of mine.”

From Poetry to Prehistoric Pals, Jess Robus Releases Second Book, Arnold the Not Dinosaur

INTERVIEW:

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Once upon a time, a green galumphing dinosaur named Arnold faced a dilemma. He grappled with issues of personal

identity and the pressure to conform in a world insisting he be something other than what he truly was.

This enchanting tale, crafted by 16-year-old author Jess Robus,

is the heart of the charming and thought-provoking children’s book, Arnold the Not Dinosaur.

Arnold the Not Dinosaur is not only a beautiful tale but also an inclusive one.

The book uses a dyslexic-friendly font, making it easier for those battling dyslexia to enjoy.

Nikki Bush, an award-winning speaker and five-time best-selling author, praised the book for its celebration of

uniqueness and difference, calling it a “great conversation starter and a contribution to creating a kinder world.”

“I hope that they learn the

value of practising kindness

and self-acceptance"

Before we dive too deep into this interview, who

exactly is Jess Robus? What makes you, YOU?

“That’s a big question! I am a complete word nerd –

I love reading (particularly fantasy), writing poetry,

songs, stories, and scripts, and I play a killer game

of bananagram! I am also very passionate about

music and the performing arts – I looooove live

theatre and hope to one day write songs for

professional musicals. I like to think that what

makes me ‘me’, though, is my ability to be kind and

look for the good in people. I believe in the

importance of kindness in all circumstances – in the

words of the Twelfth Doctor from one of my all-

time favourite shows, Doctor Who, “Always try to

be nice but never fail to be kind.”

(Whovian insider joke: BTW Jess, Don’t be

Lasagna… and RUN!)

Arnold the Not Dinosaur deals with themes like

personal identity, belonging, and mental health.

Why do you think it’s important to address these

topics with younger children?

“Mental health and identity don’t have an age limit.

Young children deal with these complicated issues

in the family unit, in the classroom, and on the

playground, and oftentimes lack the vocabulary to

describe their feelings and struggles. If children can

describe what they are feeling and why and

increase their emotional intelligence and

vocabulary then they will be able to interact more

positively with one another and express

themselves more effectively, leading to a better

overall mental state. I also think that it is important

to start having these conversations with children at

an early age to build up a baseline of

understanding and empathy which may be built

upon in later life.”

Your first book, a Few Slivers of Light, was an

anthology of poetry that focused on your

experiences with anxiety and depression. How

did writing that book influence your approach to

creating Arnold the Not Dinosaur?

“Publishing a Few Slivers of Light was a nerve-

wracking experience at first – I was scared that

people wouldn’t enjoy my poetry and even more so

that they wouldn’t connect with the deeper

underlying themes. Putting out a book full of my

innermost thoughts and feelings was an

intimidating prospect – but then the book came out

and I was astounded by people’s reactions to it.

Not only did they like the writing but they felt that

their own mental health struggles were being

heard and validated and they were encouraged to

open conversations around mental health, which

was wonderfully encouraging to see. With Arnold,

I wanted to continue opening those important

conversations but in a younger demographic – this

book is definitely lighter both in tone and actual

design, but it deals with similar issues to the other

book. After seeing teens reacting positively to my

first book, I wanted to create a story for younger

kids to start addressing mental health in a creative,

gentle way.”

Holly Evers illustrated your book beautifully. Can

you tell us more about your collaboration with

her and how her illustrations complement your

story?

“Holly is just the best! She illustrated Leigh

Bowen’s CamleyFluffs series and did an absolutely

incredible job at bringing Leigh’s characters to life.

We met through Leigh and just really hit it off –

she’s so creative and smart and as passionate

about Arnold as I am. Right from the start she and I

were on the same page about how Arnold and his

world should look. She included so many

wonderful details in her illustrations and did such a

good job at drawing Arnold as all of the different

animals he thinks that he may be – my favourite is

definitely Arnold as a penguin! She also drew my

little sister as a character in the book which was

very special to see.”

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You wrote this book when you were just 12

years old. How has your perspective changed

since then, and what do you think your

younger self would say about the final

product?

“At the time of writing, I didn’t realise just how

much of myself I had unknowingly put into

Arnold. I have always struggled with fitting in

and feeling isolated from my peers, as if they

expected me to be someone that I wasn’t and

judged me for having different interests. Over

the years I have learned that being different isn’t

bad – it’s wonderful! – and have found an

incredible group of friends who love and

support me for who I am. I think that twelve-

year-old Jess would be extremely happy with

Arnold – I know sixteen-year-old Jess is! – and

honestly shocked that it is an actual, illustrated

and published book instead of just a Word

document on her mom’s computer. I like to think

that she would like it – I can see now more than

ever that it is a love letter to her and all kids like

her who feel like the world doesn’t accept them

for who they truly are.”

Arnold the Not Dinosaur is in a Dyslexic-

friendly font. Why was it important for you to

make this choice, and how do you think it will

help readers?

“Holly first suggested the idea of using a

Dyslexic-friendly font for this book and I loved

it. Holly herself is Dyslexic and both of us are

passionate about accessibility. It was important

for me to make this book as accessible as

possible for readers who struggle with Dyslexia

– the core message of Arnold’s story is one of

kindness and acceptance and I wanted that to

extend to the book’s presentation.

Someday I would love to record an audiobook

version of Arnold and my poetry book to make

them more accessible for people who struggle

with their vision, but for now, the book’s font is a

step towards accessibility that I feel very

strongly about.”

In addition to being an author, you’re also a

mental health advocate, poet, and songwriter.

How do these different creative outlets

complement one another in your life?

“I love having different outlets to express

different emotions. Generally, when I’m sad I

write poetry, when I’m contemplative I write

songs, and once I’ve finished feeling my feelings

and expressing them through writing I tell

people about them through my advocacy.

Writing is tied with creating and playing music

as my favourite pastime – both activities help

me to process feelings that I don’t necessarily

understand before I start writing. In a nutshell,

writing helps me to understand myself and

through expressing these emotions I try to

encourage and comfort others who may be

feeling the same.”

Lastly, what would your ‘words of wisdom’ be

to a young boy or girl who might feel like they

would also want to start writing their own

stories but might lack the confidence to do it?

“The best advice that I could give to a young

writer is this: don’t stop! I think it was Neil

Gaiman who said that the first draft of a piece of

writing is for the writer, the second draft is for

the editor, and the final draft is for the reader.

Your writing may not be perfect or even seem

particularly good when you first start off but it is

a hundred times better than leaving a blank

page. Keep writing. Your words and stories are

important and valuable and the world needs to

hear them. Keep writing.”

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for more information.

Visit www.jessrobus.com or

email jess@jessrobus.com

CHRISTMAS IS COMING, AND THIS

BOOK IS SANTA CERTIFIED...

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JACARANDA

TREES

C A P T I V A T E D B Y P U R P L E :

November in Pretoria is

like stepping into a fairy

tale—a fairy tale painted

in shades of royal purple.

All thanks to the

Jacaranda trees that burst

into bloom, filling the city

with a sense of wonder.

Originally from South

America, Jacaranda trees

found a new home in

Pretoria in the 1800s.

Today, over 50,000 of

these trees dot the city,

each November

transforming it into a

purple paradise.

This annual bloom isn't

just pretty to look at; it

also warms the hearts of

locals and tourists alike.

It marks the onset of

holidays and gatherings,

creating a communal

experience that binds

people together.

Yet the Jacaranda tree is

not without controversy.

Environmentalists note

that it's not native and

can outcompete local

flora.

However, for most

Pretorians, the emotional

connection to these trees

outweighs such concerns.

Come November, cafes

and eateries join in,

offering purple-themed

treats. And let's not

forget the belief among

university students that a

falling Jacaranda blossom

brings good luck during

exams—a touch of

folklore that adds an

extra dash of magic to

this time of year.

As the season closes and

the last petals fall, we

say a bittersweet

farewell. Yet, we also

look forward to next

November, knowing the

Jacaranda trees will once

again fill our lives with

colour, warmth, and joy.

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MEET

BRONWEN

HIRSHOWITZ

THE ART OF PUBLICITY

In today's fast-paced digital world, the work of people like Bronwen Hirshowitz is more important than ever.

She's the founder of B Sharp Entertainment, a company that helps to promote a wide range of talents in

entertainment. With experience in theatre, music, radio, and digital media, Bronwen has a well-rounded view of

what entertainment is all about and certainly knows how to make it fun and exciting.

She's involved in big shows like the 'Peter Pan' Pantomime by Janice Honeyman, but she also supports new

artists who are just starting out. She loves many forms of entertainment and is excited about where things are

going in the future. In our interview, Bronwen talks about her own experiences, gives us some tips on how to

promote a show or artist, and shares her thoughts on the future of entertainment. So, if you're interested in the

entertainment industry, this is an interview you won't want to miss.

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I don't want to give to much away as there are many

surprises in the show and you'll have to buy your ticket

to experience this spectacular musical.”

In your role as a publicist, what do you reckon are

the essentials for effectively getting the word out

about a show or an artist?

“I won't give away too many PR secrets, but your

online presence is key and that is why it is important to

firstly have a publicist, to help increase your visibility

online and also to mainstream media.”

With everything moving towards digital and more

people showcasing their talents online, where do you

see the future of entertainment heading?

“There will always be entertainment online - there is a

space and a place for that. However, humans still need

connection and that is why traditional entertainment,

like theatre, live concerts, etc will always be around.

As mentioned before - there is nothing greater than

watching a performer live on stage - nothing can

duplicate the emotion and the intensity of that

moment. 'Traditional' entertainment will never

disappear, in my opinion.”

Bronwen, what sparked the birth of B Sharp

Entertainment? What drove you to champion the

promotion of such diverse entertainment forms?

“I have been involved in the entertainment industry from

a very young age; as a performer firstly and since then,

wearing various hats. When I started working in radio,

over ten years ago, I noticed that the arts received very

little coverage in mainstream media - this was just before

the social media explosion. I wanted to create a platform

where established, and especially up-and-coming

performers, musicians, artists, etc, could showcase their

work. I was always a Barney Simon fan (the DJ back in

the days of 5 FM and his late-night radio show), and

loved how he supported local musicians. I wanted B

Sharp Entertainment to be that type of platform for

musicians, performers, actors, artists, everyone. It has

been so incredible to watch new talent grow and I love

being witness to that journey.”

You've got such a rich background, from theatre and

music to radio and digital media. How have these

experiences influenced your view on the entertainment

scene?

“I am very lucky that I grew up in a house filled with

music and culture. My parents would take us to watch

concerts, theatre shows, ballet, etc... The performing arts

are so engrained in me. Entertainment is so wide and

varies; it evolves and so I appreciate and understand that

there is a place for all forms of entertainment, like on

social media. People are so incredibly creative and I am

blown away by how much talent there is around the

world. As long as it is entertaining and educational and

doesn't harm anyone, I am all for it. In saying that,

however, I still think nothing beats going to a live concert

or musical or theatre show.”

You're sprinkling your magic on Janice Honeyman's

'Peter Pan' Pantomime. Can you share some insights

about the production and what the audience can

expect?

“That's very kind, but it is Janice Honeyman who sprinkles

her magic on South Africans, along with an incredibly

talented cast and creative team. This year's pantomime is

going to take audiences on a trip to Neverland with

beautiful sets, costumes and fun entertainment. We have

many new Panto faces in the cast and it has been such

fun working with such new energy. Anyone who has seen

a Janice Honeyman Panto, knows that it is fun, funny,

magical, and the best way to escape life and go on a

journey that is unforgettable - with puns, tongue twisters,

and pure joy. I am so fortunate to be a part of this

production - I pinch myself every year. The costumes and

sets are awe-inspiring and it is the best way to wind

down the year.

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She is trying to transform people's lives by teaching social-

emotional skills to children, which long term, will assist

them as adults. This is definitely something that everyone

should support - there is a huge gap in emotional

development, which adults lack too and with enough

funding, she could film her series which would help all

children from all backgrounds.”

Your favourite beverage? “I have discovered vegan hot

chocolate at a certain supermarket. Delicious.”

What motivates you in life?

“Everything around me motivates me. I try to live mindfully

and so try to notice the small miracles and gems that are

presented to me, which keep me motivated; it could be the

kind words of encouragement from someone, the purr of

my cats, or a great song.”

Everyone has a personal mantra or piece of advice they

live by. What's yours, and how has it guided you

throughout your career and personal life?

“It changes depending on the situation but the simple

mantra of 'This Too Shall Pass' is so meaningful to me

because it reminds me that even in dark times, the darkness

will pass, nothing lasts. It also reminds me to be in the

moment and to enjoy the moment, because that too is

fleeting. I try to be in each moment and to live and enjoy

each moment and experience. Sometimes we forget that.

This quote is one of my favourites too - in the words of John

Lennon "Everything will be okay in the end, and if it's not

okay, it's not the end."

Lastly, who is Bronwen Hirshowitz in your own words?

“Bronwen is a little bit of everything all rolled into one

(guess the 90s song). She is passionate, caring,

unassuming, cat crazy and loves her two nephews deeply.”

Away from the spotlight, what kind of entertainment

draws you in? Do you have any top picks in shows,

movies, artists, or other genres?

“I love so much, but to answer your question (and I hope I

am not too vague), I love watching bands live and love

going to concerts. Rock music is my choice of music

usually. I enjoy staying at home and watching

TV/streaming services as well. I enjoy most genres, but

can't watch Horror. I enjoy music documentaries, comedy,

anything good. I love musical theatre and most theatre

and dance.”

Bit of a fun one – if you could harness a superpower for

a day, which would you go for? And how would you put

it to use straight away?

“I love Mystique's power (from X-Men) - transforming into

different people. That would be so much fun and

especially on a bad hair day. haha. Maybe I would

transform into the people who approve funding for the

arts and just sign 'Approved' for everything. I would love

to have that power for more than one day - is that an

option? Please.”

If you could hop into a time machine and experience any

moment in history for a day, where and when would you

choose?

“A day wouldn't be enough - there are so many moments.

Perhaps going to Woodstock would be fun; watching Jimi

Hendrix and Janice Joplin live... Watching The Beatles'

final rooftop performance on Apple Studios in 1969 - that

could be an incredible moment in history.”

You must meet so many emerging talents in your line of

work. Are there any fresh faces or shows that have

piqued your interest lately that we should watch out

for?

“This is also why I love working on the annual panto at

Joburg Theatre, because there is always fresh, new talent

in the cast, and this year we have an incredibly impressive

cast of performers in Peter Pan. I get to watch these actors

start their careers on a huge stage, in a huge musical and

then grow as performers. It is so thrilling to witness this.

There is so much, but in a nutshell, for me, there have

been so many female-headed shows these last few

months at the Pieter Toerien Theatre, and those have been

exciting to watch. I also love the fringe shows that POP

Art produces - The Agents was a delight. Theatre on the

Square has showcased new talent like Serena Steinhauer

and Daniel Anderson, whose careers are going to soar.

Greg Homann has brought new, original productions to

The Market Theatre as the new Artistic Director, and I am

curious to see what he does next year.

A highlight this year has been working with Bizzy Hands

Puppet Company, headed by Michelle Botha.

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“This is such a hard question to ask someone who basically

considers music an unofficial love language! Brain buffered

for a moment there, from my most recently overplayed

songs it would be Pappa Probleme by Tasché.”

With a career spanning acting, modelling, and influencing, Diaan is so much more than just that. He's a force of

nature who's never shied away from the ups and downs life has thrown his way, becoming a beacon of resilience

and authenticity. From navigating personal transformations to exploring the ever-evolving world of content

creation, our interview covers it all. From some very silly questions to some very serious answers. Take a look into

who he is all about this quick conversation feature.

What's that one jam you've got on full blast, belting

out every lyric?

Alright, picture two courses on offer: 'Galactic

Languages with Aliens' and 'Dance Mastery 101.'

Which wild ride are you hopping on?

“Dance Mastery 101 definitely because I've never felt really

comfortable with my dancing skills I would not mind upping

that skill whereby my skill to learn language is much more

advanced.”

If you were magically transformed into a sandwich,

what delicious combo would you be?

“If I were magically transformed into a sandwich, I would be

a mouthwatering combo of... chunky cottage cheese with

slices of cucumber, tomato, parma ham and a thin slice of

halloumi cheese. It's so good!”

They call you an actor, artist, Influencer or even just

sunshine! But come on, what's one thing you're

hilariously bad at?

“As I mentioned before my dancing skills ain't something I

can write home to about and it has been very

entertaining/cringe-worthy to rewatch the videos where I

thought I was killing it only to be humbled very fast. lol I

always manage to think that I'm doing okay until I become

too self-conscious and try to see what everyone else is

doing to not stand out or look ridiculous.”

In the glitzy world of influencing and content

creation, how do you keep it real? How do you stay

grounded and authentic, especially when those

tempting brand deals come knocking?

“In the glitzy world of influencing and content creation, it

first comes down to whether I have relevance and the

needed experience/knowledge regarding the said

product/service to be able to create and make content for

the deal, then the next thing I look at is the creative freedom

I am given or allowed to create by that aligns with my style

and voice, scripted content for me loses so much

authenticity and people immediately pick up if it's a copy

and paste post. I also look to see if the brand actually

reposts or acknowledges the influencers they use on their

own page or do they just utilize the reach and exposure

from the influencers with no credit from their side. Last

would be the agreement of the collaboration/deal and

whether the agreement would be a paid partnership per

post or a product-based partnership.

Keeping it real regarding my followers, I always go back

and reverse the roles, as if I am the follower engaging on a

content creator/influencer page or post, I have so much

more appreciation when I receive feedback and interaction

on profiles and pages I follow that are influencers and

content creators themselves and it shows that they value

input. It is hard sometimes but I do try to acknowledge,

reply and get to all the engagement on my own posts and I

know it can get overwhelming, it might not always be

immediate but I do in time try to get back to everyone.

In a nutshell, for me very important to stay true to yourself

and your values & and beliefs. I keep it real by always being

authentic and genuine in my content (I always try to stay as

close to that as I can), When those tempting brands and

deals come across my path, I try to make sure I only only

collab with brands that align with my beliefs and that I

actually love and use/would use myself.

It's not always easy but it is important to stay grounded and

true to who you are.”

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DIAAN GROBLER:

LIFE'S TWISTS, AUTHENTICITY, AND WHAT'S NEXT

With the world of content creation changing faster

than we can type, and AI tools popping up

everywhere, where do you reckon the future of

content creation is headed?

“With the world of content creation evolving at lightning

speed and Al tools becoming more prevalent, I reckon the

future of content creation will be a fascinating blend of

creativity and technology. AI tools have definitely changed

the game of social media and content but there is only so

much that can be created/generated by AI until it loses that

specific element or style that is like a signature mark for

every creator and artist. I stand by the use of these tools that

can be an all-in-one solution to help creators who don't

have access to all the tools and software that can be pricey

to use but it shouldn't take away from the artist and creators

who put in hours/days and weeks of

creating/editing/designing and crafting their content to their

desired outcome. Algorithms aiding in creativity and

designing are one thing but they can never truly replace

creativity and the emotion behind it. So I guess we'll see

even more innovative ways to engage and captivate

audiences, like immersive virtual reality experiences and

personalised interactive content.”

Who's on your wall of fame? Who are those

legends, past and present, that inspire you?

“This is a tricky one but growing up and still today I don't

really have significant role models or figures I look up to. I

grew up seeing and experiencing people and situations who

I don't want to turn into or end up like and it sounds a bit

corny but my motivation and inspiration come from the drive

and goal to eventually become and grow into the person

that my younger self would've needed when nobody else

was there at that time.”

What's that spark, that zing, that gets you bouncing

out of bed, ready to seize the day?

“The spark that gets me bouncing out of bed, ready to seize

the day, is the excitement of new possibilities and the joy of

connecting with like-minded people. The thrill of my never-

ending inquisitive nature that leads to learning and creating

something new every day, the hope of making a positive

impact even if it is just a small impact because we know that

a drop no matter how small will create a ripple effect.”

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“In 100 years, I hope that the world remembers Diaan as

someone who did not bow to the willpower of

unquestioned authority, as the person who embodied

everything that conformity is not and who encouraged

individuality and doing the right thing even when nobody

else was doing it, even if it means standing alone in the

truth for a while until others caught up. I want to be

remembered as the person who made people ask questions

that were silenced by the mass of society, the questions

that made people gain insight and awareness of

themselves. I want to be remembered as the person who

did not allow himself to be silenced by the ignorance and

prejudice of others, and who inspired other people to live

their truth and to embrace their authentic selves. The story

of how resilience is a great feat of courage but not

something that should ever be required especially from

children and to be kind and to start making a difference in

the world, we have to start with ourselves.”

Fast forward 100 years. How do you want the

world to remember Diaan? What's the story you

want them to tell?

Imagine a world with no limits: endless time,

resources, and all the support you could dream of.

What grand, epic adventure or dream are you diving

into?

“In a world with no limits, endless time, resources, and all

the support I could dream of, I would dive into the grand

adventure of becoming an influential entrepreneur, Writer &

mentor. I would start my own business and brand to create

innovative products or services, I would use my reach and

platforms to make a positive impact on the world. I'd want

to share and learn from as many people and different

perspectives as I could and allow my inquisitiveness to be

the drive to connect with people, cultures and experiences

from all corners of the world. It would be an epic journey of

growth, success, and leaving a lasting legacy!”

Alright, rewind a year! How do you think you've

grown or transformed since then?

“Looking back a year, I've definitely grown in terms of my

knowledge and experiences. It's been a journey of learning

and deep self-discovery, pain and heartache. It's always

such a big debate in my head sometimes; the question of

how much a person must be hurting or have gone through

to turn that anger and pain towards another person?

Because for me every time I experience those emotions

through other people and find myself being the target for

their outlet, the initial thought is to lash back, but I'm

learning to become less reactive & very vocally make the

people around me aware that this is a boundary I'm putting

in place, to pause and wait for the emotional reactive side to

dissipate so I can respond and not react, and from their

POV, if I see they are being highly reactive I won't engage

until they are ready to engage in a conversation that is

responsive and not reactive.”

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Diaan, What's the most unexpected plot twist life has thrown your way?

“So, back in 2020, when the whole world went into lockdown, I started going through this big personal and

spiritual transformation. It was like waking up in a different realm, realising stuff about myself that I'd never

considered before, dealing with as well as healing from things from my past that I was never really ready to

face. It was incredibly isolating, but also incredibly eye-opening. I didn’t realise how much of this journey

would be having to peel of different layers of yourself that no longer serve you and having to sit with the

unhealed parts of yourself while working through those exact unprocessed emotions and wounds.

Fast forward to just after my 25th birthday in 2021, I remember saying I’ve reached my quarter-life crisis but

that’s all good because my insurance will now start going down as I get older… and suddenly life threw me a

curveball I never anticipated. I was driving home from Centurion to Johannesburg, when this loud bang hit,

like a gunshot sound. My car started to lose control, and I had to think on my feet and my body instantly

reacted. I knew i had to get to safety, focused on reducing the speed, and i attempted to swerve towards the

yellow lane, aiming to stop the car and regain control.

I did manage to stop, but what happened next was a tragedy that's hard to put into words for me. A person

walking in the yellow lane was sadly struck and didn't survive the accident. It was an awful accident, and I

can't emphasise that enough. That day has stuck with me in a way I can't forget. It was like an emotional

tsunami washed over me, and for a while, I felt stuck in every sense. Physically, emotionally and mentally.

But it also made me rethink my priorities and how I want to live my life moving forward. Since then, I've been

focusing on taking care of my mental and spiritual well-being. I've also been advocating for open discussions

about life's challenges and encouraging everyone to speak up when they're ready. It makes a world of

difference to share your story, and you never know who it might help.”

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Undeniably one of the central recurring figures of the acclaimed series ‘All

Hail King Julien’, Mortdecai, or Mort as he is fondly known, has etched a

special place in viewers’ hearts. His character was initially introduced in the

notable ‘Madagascar’ film franchise and later made significant appearances

in ‘The Penguins of Madagascar’. Mort is celebrated for his unique

squishiness and immense likeability. Donning an ostensibly innocent charm

packed with an irresistible dose of cuteness, he is a character whose

prominence has steadily grown over the years.

However, beneath the surface of this affable character lies a trove of

undisclosed facts that may very well astonish you. With a firm resolve, I’m

here to disclose the unvarnished truth about Mort and his real identity. Brace

yourselves, mates, as your perception of Mort might take a drastic shift post

this revelation; you may find your fondness for him increasing manifold, or,

quite contrarily, your liking for him might experience a significant dip.

Firstly, let’s delve into his species: Mort is a Goodman’s Mouse Lemur.

Interestingly though, he’s only 40% mouse lemur. Mort has nonchalantly

mentioned in passing that his father was a bear, and his DNA is an eccentric

cocktail of several unrelated species, including traces of sawdust and wood

chips. His genetic makeup also reveals traces of starfish DNA, which explains

his gills and his remarkable ability to regenerate his head. But the surprises

don’t end here, folks. Mort also has some spider DNA, which gives him the

incredible ability to spin webs.

Known and loved by countless fans worldwide, Mort’s adorability often overshadows the fact that he is actually a complex older gentleman

with a rich, and at times tumultuous, history. So, hold tight as we plunge deeper into Mort’s intriguing backstory. I implore you to remain open-

minded throughout this exploration. In the spin-off series “All Hail King Julien: Exiled”, it is revealed that Mort hails from a near-immortal species

that possesses the ability to absorb the life force of other ‘Morts’. This peculiar ability endows them with multiple personalities.

This intriguing power has given rise to ‘Smart Mort’, an alter ego and a version of Mort from a different multiverse where he is a genius. Mort has

also absorbed the life force of his own grandmother, who now resides within his consciousness.

One of Mort’s most memorable quotes that has become a running gag in the series is “FEEEEET!” which alludes to his unusual fascination with

feet. Additionally, Mort’s religious affiliation is depicted as Jewish. A notable flashback reveals a young Mort receiving Hanukkah gifts from his

grandfather, suggesting a traditional Jewish upbringing.

Mort also identifies as non-binary, further accentuating the complexity of his character. He boasts a physical peculiarity that allows him to rotate

his head 180 degrees anticlockwise.

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Mort is a beloved little character,

known by many. With his massive

fan base, many would die for this

little guy… even though in reality

he is a very intricate older

gentleman with a heavy past. So

bear with me here, I am going to

dive straight into this with you!

Try to remain open-minded okay?

With an age upwards of 50 years, Mort may appear older than he feels. In the episode

“Daddy Julien,” Mort takes offence when called “old,” retorting with a low, peeved tone,

“I’m not really THAT much older.”

In a shocking revelation in the episode “Revenge of the Prom,” it is hinted that Mort

suffered sexual abuse at the hands of Grammy Mort, which eventually led to her

absorption. Despite these tumultuous aspects of his life, Mort has shown immense

talent in several fields. He has exhibited exceptional skills in money management, art,

and playing the organ. He also has a peculiar habit of referring to his tail as Rodney.

Mort also exhibits vorarephilia, an erotic fascination with the idea of being consumed or

consuming another. This unusual interest manifests in the show through Mort’s

frequent desire to be eaten.

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The complexities of Mort’s character don’t end there; his family tree and

history also raise quite a few eyebrows. It’s worth noting that Mort has

been married 14 times, with 12 of his wives remaining unnamed and

having passed away. You might be wondering about the circumstances of

their deaths and their identities. While we don’t have substantial evidence

to delve into these mysteries, based on Mort’s peculiar interests and past,

one might harbour suspicions about the nature of these relationships.

So, now that the veil has been lifted from Mort’s fascinating character,

what are your thoughts? What do you think about Mort? Still, feel the

same about this little ball of fuzz?

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REMEMBER, YOU HAVE

THE POWER TO LEAVE

DEAR YOUNG ADULTS

Remember, your well-being is paramount. Trust your

intuition and don’t hesitate to leave discomfort behind.

This narrative extends beyond the act of leaving. It’s a testament to your inherent

strength, your ability to assert yourself and establish your boundaries. Never allow

anyone to belittle or guilt-trip you for evacuating a situation that mars your happiness.

Resist anyone who attempts to coerce you into staying in an environment you’d rather

not be in. You are deserving of spaces and circumstances that nourish your peace and

happiness.

So, to you, the fearless champions of the

future, I implore you not to shy away from

exercising your right to exit when

necessary. Stand tall, assert your worth

and prioritize your well-being. You are

entitled to be in environments that uplift

your spirit and spark joy. Trust in your

wisdom. You are the best judge of what

serves you. Heed the whisperings of your

intuition and don’t hesitate to seize the

reins of your life.

Remember, the power to leave lies within

your grasp – wield it with wisdom and

courage.

As you bravely navigate the uncharted territories of life, it’s inevitable that you will

encounter situations that are disconcerting, situations that may make you feel

uncomfortable or are not conducive to your growth. I urge you to always remember, you

are endowed with the sublime power to leave.

Take a moment and let’s ponder over healthcare. If your current physician doesn’t inspire

trust or fails to provide you the comfort you need, never forget that you possess the

audacity to part ways, even in the midst of an ongoing consultation. I acknowledge that

this idea may sound daunting, but your well-being, your health, is far too precious to

remain tethered to a practitioner who disregards your sentiments. Remember, you have

the unalienable right to seek a healer who listens, empathizes, and diligently addresses

your concerns. Do not compromise or accept anything less when it involves your health.

Extend this very ethos to the social sphere as well. If you find yourself at a gathering that

doesn’t kindle joy but instigates stress or discomfort, remind yourself you are under no

obligation to stay. Soirees should be an arena of delight, not a cause of anxiety. Likewise,

if a date is steering into an unpleasant experience, allow yourself to cut it short. It is

infinitely preferable to depart than to endure hours in discomfort or discontentment.

Here’s the critical takeaway – there is no mandated ‘polite’ window to exit. You can

liberate yourself at your will, at any given moment, and for any reason that resonates

with you. Believe in your instincts, trust your intuition. You are a sovereign entity capable

of making choices that serve your best interest. Utilize this power judiciously when your

inner voice signals that something isn’t right.

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For over two decades, the effervescent Spongebob Squarepants has left an indelible mark on both children and

adults with his infectious optimism and joyous spirit. A beacon of positivity, this iconic character embodies traits

that we could all benefit from incorporating into our lives. Let’s delve deeper into why we should all endeavour

to channel our inner Spongebob.

Spongebob is the embodiment of unwavering happiness. Even in the face of challenges that would deflate

most, he never allows his positive demeanour to falter. In a world that often teems with negativity, his sunny

outlook is a breath of fresh air. Spongebob serves as a constant reminder that even when life gets stormy, we

have the power to summon a rainbow – to choose happiness and radiate positivity.

An additional compelling reason to adopt Spongebob’s attitude is his steadfast commitment to helping others.

His heart is as vast as the ocean he lives in, always ready to lend a hand to those in need. Whether it involves

saving his best mate, Patrick, from the wrath of a jellyfish sting, or aiding his boss, Mr. Krabs, with a tricky

business conundrum, Spongebob is always willing to step up. In a world often consumed by self-interest, his

altruistic trait shines brightly, reminding us of the value of selflessness and compassion.

Creativity and imagination are integral components of Spongebob’s persona. He ceaselessly generates novel

ideas and embarks on thrilling adventures, never shying away from the unfamiliar. This attribute is a precious

one to foster, as it enables us to embrace new experiences and seize exciting opportunities. Spongebob’s zest

for innovation serves as an inspiration to nurture our own creative spirits.

Lastly, Spongebob is a champion of unabashed fun. He relishes life, always ready to embark on an adventure or

share a hearty laugh. In a world that can often be overly serious and rigid, his love for fun serves as a much-

needed reminder that it’s crucial to carve out time for enjoyment and laughter.

Be it his ceaseless optimism, his unflagging readiness to assist others, his fountain of creativity, or his penchant

for fun, Spongebob teaches us that we too can lead happier, kinder, and more fun-filled lives if we choose to. So

let’s aspire to infuse a little more of Spongebob’s spirit into our own lives, and in doing so, make the world a

more joyful place.

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THE DAY AN ALIEN SAID "NO THANKS"

TO SOUTH AFRICA

Finally, the spaceship touched down and the

door creaked open. Out stepped a creature that

was... well, let's just say it was not what we

were expecting. No green skin or tentacles

here. Instead, the being resembled a hybrid

between a penguin and a flamingo, draped in

what appeared to be a velvet robe.

Was it a bit extravagant?

Absolutely. Absolutely fabulous that is...

The alien, let's call him Zog for the sake of this

story, took one look around and seemed a bit

puzzled. The crowd drew closer, excitement

building.

"Welcome to South Africa!" someone called

out.

Zog adjusted a device on his wrist and,

miraculously, started speaking perfect English.

"Greetings, Earthlings. I have travelled many

light-years to experience your planet's

wonders."

The crowd cheered. This was going to be epic.

Some eager individuals started suggesting

tourist destinations.

"How about a safari?" one woman suggested.

"Or the beautiful beaches in Cape Town?" a

young man added.

"And don't forget about the majestic

Drakensberg mountains," an elderly gentleman

chimed in.

Zog listened attentively, nodding and

scratching his head with his... wing? Claw?

Let's not get caught up in the details. The point

is, he was visibly confused and increasingly

sceptical.

Short Story: It was a day like any other in South Africa.

The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and the

citizens were going about their business as usual. And

then it happened: A blinding flash of light in the sky,

followed by a strange, otherworldly hum that echoed

across the land.

Now, you would think that people might panic, perhaps

grab their tin foil hats and head for the hills. But not us

South Africans. No, we are a curious bunch, with a hearty

appetite for adventure and a healthy sense of humour.

As the spaceship descended, a small crowd gathered,

smartphones in hand, eager to capture what was sure to

be the social media sensation of the year. Local vendors

quickly set up stalls, selling anything from bottled water

to "I survived the alien invasion" T-shirts. Entrepreneurs,

you've got to love them.

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At that moment, a street performer began

playing the vuvuzela, loud and proud.

People started running around shouting

and screaming filled with excitement. A

group of children ran past, kicking a soccer

ball and laughing. A couple argued about

directions, oblivious to the spectacle at

hand. And someone stopped me asking for

a R2, only a R2... Ah, the sights and

sounds of South Africa!

Zog's eyes widened. His feathers, or what

seemed like feathers, ruffled. He looked

increasingly uncomfortable. He glanced at

his wrist device, then back at the crowd,

then at the landscape around him.

Finally, he spoke. "I must reconsider. Your

world is very... interesting. But I believe I

have seen enough."

The crowd fell silent. Did he just say he

had seen enough? We were just getting

started! We hadn't even offered him

boerewors or shown him a good game of

rugby! Does he even know about Bongi

Mbonambi?

With a polite nod, Zog returned to his

spaceship. The door closed behind him,

and the craft lifted off, disappearing into

the sky as quickly as it had arrived.

The crowd dispersed, slightly bewildered

with a granny being heard saying ‘Hayi,

voetsek wena”.

The vendors counted their earnings and

packed up their stalls. The street performer

took a bow, vuvuzela in hand. The children

continued to play, and the arguing couple

finally figured out where they were going.

The R2 guy, well he tried again in any

case... KFC donations for who?

As for Zog? Well, we can only speculate.

Perhaps he returned to his home planet to tell

tales of the strange and bewildering world he

had visited. Perhaps he chose a different

vacation destination, his loss though... as we

were ready for a braai and a beer.

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Veganism

FOR BEGINNERS

YOUR COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE TO A

PLANT-BASED LIFESTYLE

"WHY SHOULD I EVEN CONSIDER GOING VEGAN?" THE REASONS

ARE MULTIFACETED! FROM THE ETHICAL STANCE OF REDUCING

ANIMAL SUFFERING TO THE ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT AND

HEALTH BENEFITS, VEGANISM IS A HOLISTIC APPROACH TO LIFE.

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Plant-based: A diet consisting largely or

entirely of foods derived from plants.

Cruelty-free: Products not tested on

animals and free from animal ingredients.

Eco-friendly: Sustainable and not harmful

to the environment.

Before we proceed further, let's get familiar

with some key terms:

Understanding these terms will help you

make informed decisions throughout your

vegan journey.

DECODING FOOD LABELS

Reading food labels is crucial. Look for

certifications like 'Vegan Society Approved,'

or 'Certified Vegan.' Also, be wary of

ingredients like gelatine, whey, and other

animal by-products.

PLANNING YOUR MEALS

Meal planning might seem like a daunting

task, but it can actually be quite enjoyable.

Start simple with foods you already enjoy and

know how to prepare. For example, you can

easily swap out dairy milk with almond or oat

milk in your morning cereal.

DISCOVERING FOOD ALTERNATIVES

There's a universe of delicious food

alternatives out there. With the rise of plant-

based meats, cheeses, and even eggs, you'll

never feel deprived. Brands like Frys Family

Foods, Simple Truth and others offer

scrumptious burgers and other meat

alternatives that even meat-lovers enjoy.

VITAMINS AND SUPPLEMENTS

Vitamins and minerals are crucial for a well-

rounded vegan diet. While plants are

nutrient-rich, some nutrients like vitamin B12

and omega-3 fatty acids are primarily found

in animal products. Don't worry! Supplements

are readily available, and foods like fortified

cereals and flaxseeds can fill in the nutritional

gaps.

EATING OUT AND SOCIAL EVENTS

Navigating social gatherings and restaurants can

sometimes be a challenge. Most restaurants now

have vegan options, and if not, they're usually happy

to accommodate. Just be sure to ask for a meal

customised to your dietary needs.

PREPPING YOUR KITCHEN

Your kitchen will be the centre of your vegan

lifestyle. Stock up on staples like lentils, chickpeas,

quinoa, and a variety of spices. Invest in quality

kitchen appliances like a good blender for smoothies

and a pressure cooker for legumes and grains.

ECO-FRIENDLY LIVING BEYOND DIET

Veganism isn't just about what you eat. Consider

other aspects like clothing, cosmetics, and even

household cleaners. Look for cruelty-free and eco-

friendly options whenever possible.

JOIN A COMMUNITY

The transition is always smoother when you have a

support system. Online communities, forums, and

local groups can provide invaluable tips, recipes, and

moral support. Remember, you're not alone in this!

COMMON MISTAKES TO AVOID

Being Too Hard on Yourself: Mistakes happen, learn

from them and move on.

Not Doing Enough Research: Veganism is a lifestyle

change; do your homework.

Ignoring Nutrition: Don't just focus on eliminating

animal products; ensure you're getting all the

essential nutrients.

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GET THE BASICS RIGHT

WHY SOME PEOPLE GO VEGAN

When it comes to dietary choices, veganism is more than just a trend; for many, it's a commitment that

affects every aspect of their lives. While the motivations for adopting this lifestyle vary from person to

person, they often share common threads

ETHICAL CONCERNS FOR ANIMAL WELFARE

One of the most cited reasons for adopting a vegan lifestyle is a desire to promote animal welfare. Many

people are concerned about the ethical implications of factory farming, where animals are often kept in

poor conditions and subjected to cruel treatment. Veganism offers a way to abstain from contributing to

these practices, thereby alleviating some of the ethical dilemmas associated with animal consumption.

As the global population continues to grow, achieving food security for all becomes increasingly

challenging. Plant-based diets are often cited as more sustainable, requiring fewer resources to produce

the same amount of nutrients as an animal-based diet. This sustainability aspect can be particularly

appealing for those concerned about the long-term health of our planet and its inhabitants.

ENVIRONMENTAL CONSIDERATIONS

The environmental impact of animal agriculture is another driving force behind the shift towards

veganism. Raising livestock requires significant resources, including land, water, and food, contributing

to deforestation and water pollution. The industry is also a significant source of greenhouse gas

emissions, which contribute to climate change. By choosing plant-based alternatives, vegans aim to

minimise their environmental footprint.

HEALTH BENEFITS

There's a growing body of evidence to suggest that a plant-based diet can offer various health

advantages. Vegans often report lower levels of cholesterol and blood pressure, a reduced risk of heart

disease, and better overall physical health. Some also find that a vegan diet helps with weight

management and provides higher levels of energy.

FOOD SECURITY AND SUSTAINABILITY

CULTURAL AND SPIRITUAL BELIEFS

In some cases, individuals are influenced by their cultural or spiritual beliefs to adopt a vegan lifestyle.

For example, certain religious teachings advocate for a plant-based diet as a means of living a more

compassionate life. Additionally, some indigenous cultures have plant-focused diets that align naturally

with vegan principles.

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Facebook Groups:

Joining a Facebook group focused on veganism provides an excellent platform for meeting like-minded

individuals and exchanging ideas. Below is a curated list of Facebook groups that are particularly helpful for

South Africans on their journey toward adopting a more plant-based, vegan lifestyle. These groups offer

everything from recipe suggestions to general discussions.

As vegans, we stand up against animal abuse and cruelty, and we are aware of the brutality within the dairy and meat industry. However,

sometimes we forget to stand up for ourselves and our health. I sat down with cardiologist Dr Alosha Singh, who is also a long-time client of

Vicky's Veganry, and we spoke about veganism and heart health. Dr Singh was a vegetarian for many years and decided to switch to

veganism after her sister sent her an article about Dr Kim Williams, an American cardiologist and fellow at the American College of

Cardiology, who is vegan and promotes a plant-based lifestyle to his patients.

Since then, Dr Singh has aimed to follow his example by not only trying to cure patients with heart disease but also helping them maintain a

healthy lifestyle. She goes beyond prescribing medication to address the underlying causes. As a doctor, she is guided by a moral compass

to ensure she gives her patients the best possible care and outcomes for each health issue they have. She is in the process of launching a

lifestyle aspect where they will teach people how to make delicious and healthy plant-based food, showing them that being healthy can also

be easy.

Veganism and

Heart Health

WRITTEN BY

VICKY CAMPBELL

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"Let food be thy

medicine, and

medicine be

thy food."

- Hippocrates.

There is a misconception that because we

follow a plant-based diet, we are healthy.

As vegans, we can still suffer from

hypertension, diabetes, high cholesterol,

and obesity. Therefore, it's important to

ensure that we eat fibre-rich foods,

vegetables, and fruits like beans, samp,

rice, kale, spinach, berries, bananas, tofu,

and tempeh, and steer clear of processed

foods.

How would I know if my heart is

unhealthy? Dr Singh says the first step

would be to have your blood pressure

checked. It's such a simple and easy

process, with many pharmacies like Clicks

and Dischem offering these services.

Symptoms of an unhealthy heart include

an increase in headaches, fatigue, and

heart palpitations. However, it's not too

late to get your heart back in shape. Once

you change your habits, you can reverse

some of the damage done within weeks.

Let's discuss the significance of avocado,

beans and legumes, whole grains, potato,

corn, squash, oats, fruit, and non-starchy

vegetables in promoting a heart-healthy

vegan lifestyle.

1. Avocado: Rich in monounsaturated fats,

avocados are excellent for reducing bad

cholesterol levels, potentially lowering the

risk of heart disease. They're also a

source of potassium, which can help in

managing blood pressure.

2. Beans and Legumes: These are

powerhouse foods that are packed with

fibre, protein, and antioxidants. The fibre

in beans can help lower cholesterol and

stabilize blood sugar, both of which are

vital for heart health.

3. Whole Grains: Whole grains like quinoa,

barley, and brown rice have been linked to

a reduced risk of heart disease, mainly

because of their fibre content. They help in

reducing bad cholesterol and provide a

steady release of energy, preventing

spikes in blood sugar.

4. Potato, Corn, and Squash: Apart from

being a good source of energy, these

starchy vegetables provide essential

nutrients like potassium, magnesium, and

antioxidants. Potassium is particularly

essential for maintaining healthy blood

pressure.

5. Oats: Renowned for their beta-glucans,

oats are excellent in reducing LDL

cholesterol and overall cholesterol levels,

which are indicators of heart disease risk.

6. Fruit: Fruits such as berries, apples,

and citrus fruits are rich in vital

antioxidants, vitamins, and minerals. They

play a role in reducing blood pressure and

lowering the risk of heart disease.

7. Non-Starchy Vegetables: Veggies like

kale, spinach, and broccoli are low in

calories but high in essential nutrients and

antioxidants. They are linked to a reduced

risk of chronic diseases, including heart

diseases.

Incorporating a mix of these nutrient-

dense foods not only promotes

cardiovascular well-being but also

supports overall health in a holistic

manner. Whether you're a seasoned

vegan or just starting on this journey,

prioritising these foods in your diet can

pave the way for a healthier heart and a

more vibrant life.

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2 cups of red lentils (washed, no pre-

soak)

1 large onion - chopped

1 tsp turmeric powder

4 cloves garlic - finely chopped

1.5 tsp cumin seeds

1.5 tsp black mustard seeds

2 sprigs curry leaves

1 green chilli (optional for heat)

3 dried red chillies (recommended for

slight heat with smoky flavour)

1 grated tomato

1 tsp salt

Dhal:

For the tempering:

Then, in a separate pot, prepare the tempering—add some oil (1-2 tsp) in a

small pot on medium heat. Add the cumin and mustard seeds, curry leaves,

garlic, and green and red chilli. The seeds should splutter and release a

beautiful aroma. Add the grated tomato and cook for a few more minutes.

Add this to the top of the dhal, with some salt to taste. Garnish with coriander

leaves.

Ingredients

Method

Fry the onions in 1 tsp of oil until translucent. Add the washed red lentils and 1

litre of boiling water to the pot. Add 1 tsp of turmeric powder. Bring to the boil,

then lower the heat to low/medium with the lid on. The lentils will cook and

break down into a creamy consistency. Do not be tempted to add more

water, as the dhal may turn out too runny. If you think it needs some water,

then add just a little boiling water. You ideally want to maintain a thick

consistency.

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The Fourways Rustic & Gourmet Market takes place

once a month at Rustic Timber, Fourways. Bringing

together a community of South African Musicians,

chefs, artists , entrepreneurs, young entrepreneurs,

farmers, and animal charities. The event celebrates

the spirit of "Local is Lekker" with more than 70

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Visitors can bring their pets along as the market is

pet-friendly. This market offers a unique local

shopping experience that supports small businesses,

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Avocados! You've likely seen them in the shop or maybe you've been unable to buy a house because you eat Avos on toast on

occasion. But did you know these green fruits are little powerhouses of goodness? Let's chat about why they're so great for you.

The Wonderful Benefits of

Avocados

Full of Goodness: Avocados are like a treasure chest of

vitamins and minerals. They've got vitamin K, vitamin E, and

vitamin C, among others. Plus, they even have more

potassium than bananas. That's impressive!

Heart-Friendly: These fruits are packed with good fats. Yes,

there are good fats! These fats are friendly to our heart and

can help to lower the bad fats in our blood.

Good for the Eyes: Avocados have stuff called antioxidants

that are super for our eyes. They help keep our eyes bright

and can protect them as we get older.

Strong Bones: Remember vitamin K we talked about? It's

fantastic for our bones. It works like a helper, making sure

our bones use the calcium we eat.

Helps Digestion: Ever felt your tummy rumble? Eating

avocados can help. They've got fibre which is great for our

stomach and helps keep things moving.

Skin and Hair: Want shiny hair and smooth skin? Avocados

to the rescue! Some even mash it and put it on their skin

and hair like a mask.

Feel Full for Longer: Because of the good fats and fibre,

after eating avocados, you won't feel hungry quickly. It's like

a natural tummy filler!

Might Keep Illness Away: Some clever people think

avocados might help to stop certain illnesses. It's still being

studied, but that's another cool point for avocados.

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NOTES

You can adjust the sweetness and thickness of the melk kos by

adding more or less sugar and flour, according to your taste.

Vegan Melkkos

SIMPLE RECIPE

DIRECTIONS

In a saucepan, heat 3 cups of almond milk, sugar, salt, and vanilla extract

over medium heat until warm but not boiling.

In a separate bowl, mix the flour with the remaining 1 cup of almond milk

until smooth.

Gradually add the flour mixture to the saucepan, whisking constantly until

the mixture thickens.

Reduce the heat to low and add the vegan butter. Stir until the butter is

melted and the mixture is smooth.

Serve warm in bowls, sprinkled with ground cinnamon.

INGREDIENTS

4 cups almond milk

or any other plant-based milk

1 cup all-purpose flour

1/2 cup sugar

1/4 teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

2 tablespoons vegan butter

Ground cinnamon, for serving

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Preparation: Place a large, shallow container or loaf tin in the freezer to chill.

Coconut Milk: Open the refrigerated cans of coconut milk and scoop out the

solid coconut cream that has risen to the top, placing it in a high-speed

blender. Reserve the liquid for other uses, like smoothies.

Blend: Add the almond milk, granulated sugar, vanilla extract, and a pinch of

salt to the blender along with the coconut cream.

Mix Until Smooth: Blend all the ingredients on high speed until well-

combined and smooth. Make sure there are no lumps or gritty sugar

particles.

Taste Test: Sample the mixture and adjust the sweetness or vanilla flavour

as needed. If it's too thick, you can add a bit more almond milk to achieve

your desired consistency.

Pour and Freeze: Pour the blended mixture into the chilled container or loaf

tin. Cover it with a lid or cling film.

First Freeze: Freeze the mixture for about 2 hours. Then, take it out and give

it a good stir to break up any ice crystals that may have formed.

Final Freeze: Return the container to the freezer and allow it to freeze

completely, usually another 4-5 hours or overnight for best results.

Serving: Before serving, let the ice cream sit at room temperature for a few

minutes to soften, making it easier to scoop.

DIRECTIONS

800ml coconut milk refrigerated overnight

1 cup (240ml) unsweetened almond milk

3/4 cup (150g) granulated sugar

2 tbsp pure vanilla extract

A pinch of salt

Vegan Vanilla Ice Cream

INGREDIENTS

NOTES

It's perfect as a stand-alone treat or as a complement to pies, cakes,

and other desserts.

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CILANTRO Like it or hate it?

Also known as coriander, some people truly

have a love-hate relationship with this delicious

or yucky herb... which one are you?

Ah, cilantro! The green herb that should really come with

its own warning label. It's the ultimate culinary polariser,

capable of turning family dinners into full-blown

courtroom dramas. There you are, innocently passing the

salad, when suddenly—bam! World War III erupts over a

few green leaves.

First up, the cilantro lovers. These people treat cilantro

like it's the VIP guest at every meal. To them, cilantro isn't

just an herb; it's an essential life force. They describe its

taste with the excitement of a child on Christmas morning

—zesty, citrusy, a little bit of magic. These are the folks

who'll pack their picnic baskets with cilantro-flavored

everything, convinced that this is the path to culinary

enlightenment.

Then we have the cilantro haters. They're not just casual

dislikers; they're the ones who'd opt for a root canal over

a cilantro-topped taco. To them, this innocent-looking

green is the devil's confetti. Soap, dirt, bugs—you name

the unpleasant thing, and they'll say cilantro tastes like it.

And guess what? Science is their wingman! A gene

actually makes cilantro taste like soap to some people.

So, it's not their fault; their DNA is basically playing a

practical joke on them.

Ah, but let's not forget the cilantro fence-sitters, the

"meh"-ers of the herb world. These are the people who

treat cilantro like elevator music—nice in the background,

but easily forgotten. They could take it or leave it. It's as

though cilantro, for them, is that one movie extra whose

name you can never remember but who shows up in

every film you see.

So, where do you fall in the grand cilantro spectrum? Are

you a fervent admirer, a determined despiser, or just

utterly indifferent?

Your "yum" might be someone else's "yuck," but hey,

that's the spice of life—or, in this case, the herb.

Cilantro | Coriander

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large-scale celebrations.

Get in touch with The Vegan Chef today to learn more or to book

their services.

Indulge in the ultimate comfort food experience at The Vegan Chef.

Their menu boasts a diverse range of mouth-watering options, from

battered vish, southern fried chickn, juicy burgers, sticky ribs, flavorful

wraps and delicious bowls. You can satisfy your sweet tooth with their

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“From the sky's embrace to the sea's gentle

caress, the Western Cape's beauty.”

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LOCAL

MUSIC

PRODUCER

SPOTLIGHT

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While I might be youthful in age, my

spirit is infused with boundless

energy and an insatiable passion for

crafting tunes. I possess a keen ear,

always tuned into those captivating

sounds that can make a heart skip a

beat or feet tap uncontrollably. My

truest love? Melodic progressive

house music. It's not just a genre for

me; it's a journey, a tale told through

harmonies and beats.

my favourite colour

my favourite food

Whether you know me yet or not,

all you need to know is that i am

the person who'd mix

strawberries with pasta just to

see how it tastes...

ABOUT ME:

Johannesburg, SA

age, 27

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Enthusiast who loves production. I think music in general helps one elevate

their mood, which I find interesting if I can make music that makes someone

happy or even smile, that's enough.

It would whisk them away to the ethereal transition between night and day, where

sunsets melt into radiant sunrises. Amidst this celestial dance, the heart feels the

warmth of cherished memories, like adventures shared with close friends, painting the

canvas of the mind with moments of magic.

While listening to one of your tracks with closed eyes, where would you imagine it

takes the listener on a journey?

It's a symphony of evolution, akin to a gentle tide meeting a passionate storm

— progressive in its journey, passive in its subtlety, yet profoundly expressive in

the stories it tells.

If your music were a palette of colours, which three would dominate and why?

Emerald green for life, azure blue for depth, and sunlit yellow for joy.

Who is Vanders and what do you want the world to know about you?

Pierce Fulton from "Leaving Laurel", talented with beautiful melodies,

piano chord progressions, field recordings, experimenting with

different frequency etc. He was and is still an incredible inspiration!

If you could time-travel and collaborate with any artist from the past,

who would it be and why?

How would you describe your style of music?

Imagine you're given the opportunity to play at any venue in the world,

real or fictional. Where would it be and why?

I'd choose a made-up place in the Drakensberg mountains. A stage

set up high where the sun first peeks at dawn. Even though I like to

stay behind the scenes, there, my music would blend with the sunrise,

making a magical morning melody.

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My love for music began at home with my dad. He played the drums

and every beat told a story. I used to sit and listen to him, completely

lost in the sound. It felt like he was sharing tales of his life and dreams

through his music. Those memories with him made me fall in love with

music. Today, every song I produce is a tribute to those moments and

my dad's passion.

Having a passion for music comes from various places for

different artists. Where did your passion for music originate?

Melodic Progressive House is known for its emotive and atmospheric

soundscapes. How do you approach sound design, and are there specific

tools or techniques you favour to achieve your signature sound?

Melodic Progressive House is all about evoking deep emotions and

painting vivid sonic pictures. My approach to sound design is rather

intuitive. While many might rely on established formulas, I prefer to

go on a journey of exploration, often employing a trial-and-error

method. There's a certain magic in letting the music guide you, and

when that perfect sound emerges and aligns with my vision, it's an

indescribable feeling, but it's always that inner connection to the

sound that determines my direction.

"In every beat lies a tale waiting to be

told, and in every note, a dance of

emotions waiting to unfold."

dream big

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In the smoky corridors of cult cinema, there's a particular scent

that stands out – the unmistakably pungent aroma of the "Evil

Bong" series. This wacky, weed-infused world has cultivated a

dedicated fanbase, proving that sometimes, the most 'baked'

ideas can spark the most fun.

Meet the Evil Bong, a malevolent water pipe with a 'high'

ambition: to trap souls. Sounds like a 'pipe' dream, right? But this

isn't just any bong; it's the ultimate party pooper. One puff and

you're plunged into a trippy realm inside the bong itself. Talk

about getting lost in the weeds!

The series lit up in 2006, and it was clear from the first puff...

erm, film... that this wasn't your garden-variety horror-comedy.

Directed by Charles Band – a name that rings a 'bell' in the B-

movie world – the film set the 'roll'ing paper for the sequels.

With each new film, the plot grew more twisted than a joint at a

reggae festival.

As the smoke cleared from one film to the next, the universe

expanded. Sultry Eebee, adventures in the Bong World, and even

a 'baked' battle with the "Gingerdead Man" – it's a pot-pourri of

absurdity.

And let's be blunt, the series knows it's a bit of a 'toke' and revels

in it. Characters often 'weed' out the absurdity, breaking the

fourth wall with puns so sharp they'd give you a paper cut.

What's kept this franchise 'rolling'? Its fans, who are more

dedicated than a stoner to a bag of crisps. They've inhaled every

film, exhaled laughter, and sparked a community that celebrates

the series' unapologetic silliness. Merchandise, conventions, spin-

offs – it's clear the "Evil Bong" series has 'cashed' in its bowl of

success.

To wrap it up in a neat little roach, the "Evil Bong" cinematic

universe is a 'hit' in the world of cult classics. It's a blend of

horror, comedy, and sheer 'dope'ness that's sure to give you the

giggles. As the series continues to 'grow', one thing's for sure: it'll

keep fans 'rolling' in the aisles, laughing and passing the

popcorn.

Yes i know i made a lot of puns... no regrets.

So grab your munchies, google and watch this cinematic

universe. Perfect to avoid those pesky family members this

festive season.

Have You Heard About The

"Evil Bong" Cinematic Universe?

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Hey there, little one! Let’s talk about something called

‘thermodynamics’. It’s a big word, but it’s all about things we see

and feel every day, like warmth and movement.

You know how you feel nice and warm when mommy or daddy

gives you a nice bottle of milk? Well, that’s a bit of

thermodynamics happening right there. The bottle is warm, and

when you hold it, that warmth spreads from the bottle to you.

That’s because heat, which is a kind of energy, loves to move

from warm things to cooler things, just like the way your teddy

bear loves to snuggle up to you every night!

And what about after you finish your milk? You’re not cold

anymore, right? You might even feel like giggling, squirming, and

playing. That’s because the heat from your milk hasn’t

disappeared; it’s just changed its job. It’s become energy that

helps you move and play. This is a special thing about energy; it

can’t just disappear. It can only change its job, kind of like how a

chameleon changes its colours!

And you know what? This funny word, ‘thermodynamics’, isn’t

just about milk bottles and playing. It helps us understand lots of

things! Like how a car moves, or how our bodies stay warm even

when it’s cold outside.

So, even though you’re still a little one, you’re already a bit of a

scientist, experiencing thermodynamics in your own cute, baby

way! Isn’t that cool?!

Explaining

Thermodynamics

To a Baby

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#LongWalk #FootCream #SayWhat

Note to self: Next time, take the eagles.

The freaking eagles. WOW.

@therealharrypotter

#QuidditchInjuries #IsThereSomethingOnMyFace

New scar ointment works wonders. And

no, it's not for the one on my forehead.

@hanniballll

#HungryVibes #SoftSkin #LetsBeFriends

Hosting a dinner party tonight. Strictly

BYOM. (Bring Your Own Meat)

@iamsantaclaus

#AllIWantIsSilence #KeepMariahFrozen

Mariah Carey, Urgh... I AM THE MAIN

ATTRACTION FOLKS! HO Ho HO.

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Tweets from Beloved Characters

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The Curious Case

of Woody’s

Holster

Have you ever paused and pondered why Woody, with his

iconic cowboy hat and boots, possesses a holster but no

gun?

This question has intrigued and mystified fans for decades,

and I believe it's high time we shed some light on this

mystery. So, prepare yourself for an enlightening journey as

we delve deep into the enigma of Woody’s holster.

One prevalent theory suggests that Woody’s holster was

primarily a design element, crafted to accentuate his cowboy

look.

The creators aimed for Woody to embody the quintessential

cowboy, and what encapsulates this more than a hat, boots,

and a holster? The deliberate omission of a gun might be a

nod to the wholesome nature of the Toy Story films. After all,

presenting our endearing cowboy leader with a firearm in a

film tailored for children might not sit well, right?

Another captivating perspective is the symbolic

representation of Woody’s holster.

As the uncontested leader of the toys in Andy’s room, could

Woody’s holster be an emblem of his leadership? It subtly

alludes to the archetypal cowboy hero, where the

protagonist often has a gun in a holster. Even though Woody

is devoid of a gun, the mere presence of the holster might be

a subtle indication of his role as the guardian and mentor of

the toys.

Woody’s vacant holster might also be a gentle reminder that

the Toy Story films cater to a younger audience. Introducing a

gun as part of Woody’s ensemble could potentially render

the characterless amiable and more contentious, especially

for a film intended for families. By equipping Woody with a

holster sans a gun, the creators have adeptly preserved his

cowboy identity while ensuring he remains relatable to

viewers of all ages.

Yet another enthralling theory is the inclusion of the holster

in Woody’s design for versatility. The absence of a gun offers

Woody the flexibility to seamlessly fit into diverse scenarios

and narratives. This adaptability ensures that Woody’s

character can evolve and remain relevant throughout the Toy

Story saga, making him a perennial favourite amongst fans

young and old.

The exact rationale behind Woody’s holster might remain

shrouded in mystery, but it undeniably adds depth to his

character design. Where do you stand on this?

Is there an underlying significance to Woody’s holster, or do

you perceive it as a simple design element?

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UNLEASHED

PLANT DADDIES

GRAB YOUR PRUNING SHEARS AND

PREPARE TO SWOON AS WE EXPLORE THE

CAPTIVATING REALM WHERE DASHING

DUDES AND GORGEOUS GREENERY COME

TOGETHER IN PERFECT HARMONY.

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You may be wondering, what is it about the

combination of attractive men and thriving plants that

makes our hearts race and our cheeks flush? Well, for

starters, there’s something undeniably alluring about

a person who can nurture and tend to a living

organism. The delicate dance of watering, pruning,

and providing the perfect environment for growth

showcases a level of care and dedication that is

nothing short of irresistible.

Moreover, there’s an undeniable appeal to the

contrast between the rugged masculinity of these hot

dudes and the delicate beauty of their leafy

companions. The juxtaposition of brawn and

botanicals creates a tantalising visual feast that has

us all clamouring for more.

But enough about the reasons behind our infatuation

– let’s delve into the lives of these sizzling green-

thumbed gents. From the urban jungles of their city

apartments to the lush sanctuaries of their suburban

homes, these plant daddies cultivate their own

personal Edens, where foliage reigns supreme and

the air is heavy with the scent of growth and vitality.

These dashing dudes take their plant care seriously,

meticulously tending to their photosynthesising

family members with love and devotion. You’ll find

them gently misting their ferns, whispering sweet

nothings to their succulents, and expertly repotting

their ever-expanding collection of leafy lovelies.

So, when we gaze upon the delightful union of hot

dudes and luscious greenery, we’re not just indulging

in a bit of harmless eye candy – we’re tapping into a

powerful force for good. And in a world that can

sometimes feel overwhelming, there’s something to

be said for the simple pleasure of admiring a

gorgeous specimen, be it human or horticultural.

As with all things visually captivating, the

phenomenon of hot dudes and luscious greenery has

taken social media by storm. Instagram, in particular,

has become a veritable treasure trove of gorgeous

men posing alongside their botanical besties. Some

of the most popular hashtags for this steamy

subculture include #plantdaddy, #boyswithplants,

and #menandtheirtrees.

From professional models to everyday plant fanatics,

men of all shapes and sizes are proudly sharing their

love for their green companions. And we, the eager

audience, are here for every breathtaking photo and

heart-warming caption.

Beyond the obvious visual appeal, there’s a deeper

connection between attractive men and thriving

plants that speaks to our innate desire for beauty and

growth. Studies have shown that surrounding

ourselves with plants can significantly improve our

mental health, reducing stress and increasing

feelings of well-being. And let’s not forget the

numerous air-purifying benefits provided by our leafy

friends – they truly are the gift that keeps on giving!

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OR JUST WANT TO MEET ONE...

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The sultry urban gardener, whose city loft is a

veritable jungle of towering monstera plants and

cascading philodendrons, proves that even the

most concrete of jungles can be tamed.

The serene yoga instructor, who gracefully flows

through sun salutations in his greenhouse

sanctuary, is surrounded by a chorus of air plants

and delicate orchids, demonstrating that inner

peace and plant love go hand in hand.

The rugged outdoorsman, who effortlessly

scales towering trees to rescue stranded felines

and nurture the forest canopy, showcasing a

potent blend of strength, skill, and a genuine

passion for the environment.

And let's not forget the multifaceted techie Plant

Daddy, the individual who has merged

technology with foliage like a Silicon Valley Steve

Jobs of the plant world. Armed with smart water

systems, solar-powered grow lights, and an app

for everything from soil pH to optimal sunlight

angles, this Plant Daddy shows us that the future

of plant care is as bright and innovative as a

bioluminescent mushroom.

As with any cultural phenomenon, there are a few

standout individuals who have captured the hearts

and minds of plant enthusiasts everywhere.

Some of our favourite Plant Daddy icons include:

Join the Plant Daddy Movement

If you’re feeling inspired to embrace your own inner

Plant Daddy (or simply want to celebrate those who

do), there’s never been a better time to join the

movement. Start by introducing a bit of greenery into

your living space – it can be as simple as a humble

spider plant or as extravagant as a statement fiddle

leaf fig.

Once you’ve begun cultivating your own botanical

paradise, don’t be shy about sharing your progress on

social media. Who knows, you might just become the

next Plant Daddy sensation, inspiring others to fill

their homes and hearts with lush, verdant life.

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“The African elephant stands as a testament

of strength and grace, navigating life's

waters with both might and mindfulness."

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FEATURE

FESTIVE

Take a look at some fun things to do this

festive season. Let’s spread some cheer!

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A Christmas Story:

Hey mom and dad... here‘s an enchanting Christmas story to read! Discover how Santa Claus,

Mrs. Claus, and their diligent elves work tirelessly to craft perfect presents and spread joy to

good boys and girls around the world.

“Wonderful, absolutely wonderful!"

Santa exclaimed, his face lighting up

like a Christmas tree.

"Santa, would you like to see the secret

special project we’ve been working on

this year?" Twinkle asked with a wink,

directing his attention to a large object

draped with a sparkling red and gold

cloth in the corner of the room.

Santa's eyes widened with excitement.

"A surprise? For me? You shouldn’t

have!" he said, walking over with Mrs.

Claus. With a quick flick of their tiny

hands, the elves revealed the hidden

treasure—a magical, lifelike carousel

with prancing unicorns, majestic lions,

and elegant swans.

"Isn't it delightful?" Mrs. Claus said.

"Little Emily from Sydney has been

dreaming of carousels all year long.

She will be over the moon!"

"You elves have outdone yourselves!"

Santa cheered, clapping his hands in

delight, which caused a small flurry of

snowflakes to fall from the ceiling.

"Alright, everyone. It’s time to put the

finishing touches on our marvellous

creations. We've got many stockings to

fill and dreams to fulfill!" Santa

announced, donning his red velvet hat.

And so, the elves hurried back to their

stations, chattering and singing as they

added the last sprinkles of fairy dust

and magical essence to each gift.

Even the reindeer joined in on the

excitement, dancing and prancing in

their stable, eagerly awaiting the

night's journey.

Finally, Christmas Eve arrived. With the

reindeer harnessed and the sleigh

overflowing with meticulously crafted

presents, Santa, in his resplendent red

suit, was prepared for the magical ride.

Waving farewell to Mrs. Claus and his

elfin crew, he took off into the

shimmering night, ready to deliver joy

and wonder to children all over the

world.

As Santa soared through the skies, the

stars seemed to dance, and the moon

smiled, knowing the happiness that

would soon fill countless homes. For

back at the North Pole, the elves

clinked their cocoa mugs together in a

jubilant toast, their hearts swelling with

pride and joy for another year of

successful, loving toil.

The next morning, children woke up

with eyes wide and hearts pounding,

rushing to their Christmas trees to find

the beautifully wrapped presents left

by Santa and his elves. Each gift was a

tiny miracle, filled with the magic and

wonder that only the North Pole could

offer.

The end.

Once upon a time in the snowy

wonderland of the North Pole, Santa

Claus was busy preparing for the most

joyful night of the year—Christmas Eve!

Surrounded by his diligent elves, the

workshop was a swirl of twinkling

lights, candy canes, and the delightful

aroma of gingerbread and pine. The

Christmas carols played softly in the

background, filling the air with a sense

of wonder and merriment.

Mrs. Claus walked in, her arms laden

with a tray of freshly baked sugar

cookies and steaming mugs of hot

cocoa topped with whipped cream and

a sprinkle of cinnamon. "Ah, my love,

you've brought the perfect treat to keep

the elves' spirits high," Santa

exclaimed, grabbing a cookie and

savouring the delicious taste.

As the elves took their break, they

gathered around Santa, eager to hear

updates. "Twinkle, my trusty head elf,

how are we doing on the grand toy-

making schedule? Will we be ready for

the big night?" asked Santa, peering

over his half-moon glasses at a thick

ledger that held the secrets of this

year’s presents.

Twinkle flipped through the pages, her

eyes gleaming with pride. "Santa, we're

right on schedule! The teddy bears are

stuffed and stitched, the model

aeroplanes are in their final stage, and

the toy kitchens just received their last

coat of non-toxic paint."

HOW SANTA AND HIS ELVES

PREPARE FOR THE BIG NIGHT

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"In the frame of fur and festivity, even a dog knows that

the magic of the season lies not in the gifts, but in the joy

we share with those who wag their tails and warm our

hearts."

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THE ORIGIN

STORY OF

SANTA CLAUS

How it all began

Ah, Christmas! You can't help but feel cheerful when this

season rolls around. Twinkling lights, Christmas trees, and

that joyous excitement that fills the air. But let's not forget

the main man of the hour—Santa Claus! So, where did he

even come from? Grab some cocoa, and let's chat about

it!

Did you know that Santa Claus didn't start as the gift-

giving, sleigh-driving guy we know today? Nope, he has

roots as St. Nicholas of Myra, a 4th-century Greek bishop.

St. Nick was the kind of guy you’d want around during

tough times. Famous for his generosity, he was always

looking out for the less fortunate. There's even a story

where he tossed bags of gold into the home of three poor

sisters to help them out. Pretty awesome, right?

Fast forward a few centuries, and this guy’s reputation

spread like wildfire. He became the talk of the town—or

more like the talk of Europe! People from France to

Germany were all about St. Nicholas. Kids started leaving

out their shoes or stockings, and guess what? They’d find

them filled with gifts the next day!

As time went on, people started reimagining St. Nicholas in

various ways. In England, he became "Father Christmas,"

and in France, it was "Père Noël." But it's the Dutch who

really gave us the Santa we know. They called him

Sinterklaas, and they took him all the way to America when

they settled there.

Things got even better when a guy named Clement Clarke

Moore wrote "The Night Before Christmas" in 1823. This

poem was a game-changer! Now Santa had reindeer, a

sleigh, and a home at the North Pole. The reindeer even

had names, which is just adorable!

During the late 19th century, an illustrator named Thomas

Nast began drawing Santa and his characteristics started

to solidify. Santa was now this plump, merry man in a red

suit with a white beard. Also, Coca-Cola jumped on the

bandwagon and had an artist make Santa their holiday

poster boy, which just made him even more popular.

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Nowadays, we've got Santa popping up in movies, songs,

and even holiday commercials. From classic films to your

favourite Christmas jingles, Santa's become an

international superstar. Whether you think of him as a

symbol of kindness, or just a fun part of the holiday

season, there's no denying that Santa Claus brings a

whole lot of happiness into our lives.

So there you have it—the story of how a generous bishop

turned into the Santa Claus we all love today. He's a

mishmash of history, tradition, and a sprinkle of

commercialism, but who cares? He's Santa, and he’s

awesome!

When you're celebrating this holiday season, whether

you're unwrapping presents or enjoying some quality

time with family and friends, just remember the long

journey that Santa Claus has taken to get to your living

room. It’s a magical tale that makes the holiday season

even more special.

And that's the beauty of Santa Claus. He might be a

mythical figure, but the joy and the spirit he brings?

Totally real. So here’s to Santa Claus and all the

happiness he brings! Happy Holidays!

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MEET MARI LWYD

Celebrating the Welsh Way

Oh, the chill is in the air, the nights are

getting longer, and our woolly jumpers are

making their yearly reappearance from the

depths of our wardrobes. Okay, not really...

we are in South Africa. It’s warm i know. But if

you're in Wales during the festive season,

prepare for something far more spellbinding

and intriguing — the tradition of Mari Lwyd!

The Mari Lwyd (pronounced "Mah-ree Loo-

eed") tradition is like a page out of a fairy

tale book, and oh, what a tale it is!

Originating from South Wales, this ritual is a

beloved seasonal custom that has been

celebrated for centuries. It takes place

around Christmastime and New Year’s,

where it animates the Welsh communities

like a sprinkling of magic dust over a winter

landscape.

So what exactly is Mari Lwyd? At first glance,

you might mistake it for something eerie.

Picture this: a horse skull elegantly adorned

with bells, ribbons, and baubles, attached to

a long pole and carried around the village.

No, it’s not a Halloween leftover; it’s the

embodiment of a tradition that's brimming

with history and symbolism.

Beneath the horse skull, someone dons a

white cloth, transforming into the Mari Lwyd.

In this guise, they join a troupe of revellers

who wander from door to door, filling the air

with lively songs, poems, and even

challenges posed to the householders. It’s

as if the skull comes alive, partaking in the

community’s festivities with gusto.

But why a horse skull, you may wonder? The

symbolism behind Mari Lwyd is deeply

rooted in Welsh mythology and folklore.

Some say it represents the passing of the

old year and the welcoming of the new.

Others argue that it's an embodiment of

ancient Celtic beliefs connecting the horse

to sovereignty and fertility.

Ah, but the fun doesn’t stop with the skull!

You see, when the Mari Lwyd troupe visits a

home, a unique verbal showdown ensues.

It’s a playful banter, a war of words, pitting

the residents against the Mari Lwyd group.

The householders must answer the troupe’s

challenges with clever rhymes of their own,

all in good humour. If the Mari Lwyd group

wins the exchange, they are invited inside,

where they bless the house with good

fortune for the coming year. However, win or

lose, the atmosphere remains joyous, often

concluding with shared drinks, mince pies,

and a collective sense of community spirit.

You may think this tradition is limited to

small rural villages, but it's experiencing a

renaissance in contemporary Welsh culture.

New generations are rediscovering their

roots, incorporating the Mari Lwyd tradition

into modern festivities, and ensuring that it

thrives for years to come.

Part of the charm of Mari Lwyd is its

adaptability. Some communities add their

own twist to the tradition, like incorporating

riddles, dances, or even puppetry into the

mix. Yet, the essence remains the same: a

community coming together to celebrate its

heritage, challenging the chill of winter with

the warmth of tradition, humour, and unity.

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QUIRKY SIDE OF CHRISTMAS:

TIÓ DE NADAL

Oh, holly jolly me, it's that time of year again! Time for

twinkling lights, gingerbread cookies, and carolers

serenading us with timeless classics. But, wait a second—

put down that mince pie and let's talk about something a

little different in the realm of festive frolics. I’m talking

about Catalonia’s very own Tió de Nadal, a peculiar

wooden log that’s captured the imagination of many, while

bringing family members together for an experience that’s

nothing short of...shall we say...explosively fun!

Now, I know what you're thinking—how can a log be so

interesting? Oh, but it's not just any log; it’s Tió de Nadal,

the magical Christmas log of Catalonia! Known also as the

“Caga Tió,” or "pooping log," this isn't your run-of-the-mill

piece of timber. Nope, it’s a festive staple, a yuletide hero, if

you will, that excretes presents for all the good children

(and let’s be honest, adults too) out there.

Let’s start by describing this jolly wooden creature. This isn’t

just any ordinary log lying around in your fireplace. No, sir!

It’s carefully chosen and then lavishly adorned with a

painted face and given spindly wooden legs. To top it all

off, he’s dressed in a snazzy red blanket or cloth to keep

him warm through the chilly winter nights. Can you

visualise it? Good, because that image is the epitome of

festive merriment in many Catalan households.

The Tió de Nadal isn’t just for show; it becomes a key family

member during the holiday season. From December 8th,

on the Feast of the Immaculate Conception, families ‘feed’

the Tió de Nadal treats like fruits, nuts, and sweets every

night. Now, this isn’t just a decorative element; this is the

build-up to the grand finale! The feeding of the log is an

act of love and care that amplifies the anticipation of

Christmas Eve or Day when the Tió de Nadal will finally

‘give back.’

In an elaborate ceremony that involves a good dose of

singing and stick-whacking, children and family members

encourage the log to "let go" of the goodies. As tradition

goes, the children leave the room to pray for the Tió to

poop out presents. This gives the adults a quick minute to

stash small gifts and treats under the blanket. When the

children return, they use sticks to tap the Tió while singing

traditional Catalan songs that pretty much encourage the

log to 'excrete' its hidden treasures.

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So, what comes out, you might wonder? Well, traditionally, the Tió would gift an array of treats

like turrons (a type of nougat), dried figs, and small toys. Nowadays, it’s not uncommon to find

an assortment of modern sweets, fruits, and yes, even the odd bottle of cava for the grown-

ups! It’s a riot of laughter and amusement, and at the end of it, everyone’s a winner.

But where did this whimsical tradition originate? Ah, history lends a magical quill to this tale.

The roots of Tió de Nadal are clouded in the mists of time, but it's generally agreed that it

originated as a harvest ritual. In agrarian societies, the log was a symbol of the hearth and

home, providing warmth during the harsh winter months. The act of ‘feeding’ and ‘hitting’ the

log was a way to coax it to relinquish its bounty. In its modern avatar, the Tió de Nadal serves

as a hilarious and unique way to celebrate the season of giving.

While the Tió de Nadal is quintessentially Catalan, its charm has trotted across borders, making

guest appearances in holiday celebrations around the world, especially where Catalan

communities have set up their homes. It’s a small but growing phenomenon that’s capturing

hearts and imaginations far and wide.

What’s absolutely lovely about this tradition is its flexibility. Some families add their own

modern twists, like incorporating new songs or even changing the type of ‘food’ that the Tió

gets. But no matter the variations, the essence remains the same: a family gathering together

to revel in the joy and quirks of the season.

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THE LEGEND OF

KRAMPUS

Jolly bells and twinkling lights may fill your December, but have you ever wondered about the darker, more

mysterious aspects of Christmas? Meet Krampus, the mythological figure who brings an alternative

perspective to the festive season.

When December comes around, we're

usually greeted with warm wishes, joyful

carols, and the sweet aroma of freshly

baked cookies. Yet, in some parts of

Europe, the Christmas season isn't just

about being good for Santa. There's

another figure, one that counters the

joyful disposition of St. Nicholas—Krampus.

Originating in the Alpine regions of Europe,

particularly Austria and Germany,

Krampus is a figure you wouldn't want to

meet on a dark winter night. Unlike St.

Nicholas, who rewards good children with

gifts and treats, Krampus is there to instil

a sense of moral discipline. He serves as a

yin to St. Nicholas' yang; whereas the saint

offers compassion and rewards, Krampus

provides a lesson to those who've

misbehaved.

Contrary to St. Nicholas' inviting and

gentle demeanour, Krampus is usually

depicted as a fearsome creature. Imagine

goat-like horns, a towering physique, and

a long tongue that snakes out

menacingly. He carries chains and bells,

the sounds of which are far from the

comforting jingles we associate with

Christmas. The purpose of these chains

and bells? To scare the living daylights out

of anyone who hears them.

For many families in Europe, Krampus isn't

just a character in a story; he's a part of

their Christmas traditions. In some towns,

people even dress up as Krampus during

the holiday season to participate in

"Krampuslauf," or Krampus runs. These

parades serve as a vivid reminder to both

children and adults that good behaviour

is expected year-round. The character of

Krampus has been so deeply ingrained in

European folklore that he has his own

dedicated day, Krampusnacht, which is

celebrated on the evening of December

5th.

While Krampus might not offer the same

warm and fuzzy feelings that St. Nicholas

does, he plays an important role in

teaching children about the

consequences of their actions. Some

might even argue that this darker aspect

of Christmas is essential to maintain the

holiday’s moral undertones.

Despite his fearsome reputation, Krampus

isn't viewed as evil incarnate. He's more of

a neutral figure, a necessary

counterbalance to the goodness and light

that St. Nicholas brings. In many ways, the

two are inseparable, like two sides of the

same coin.

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This dynamic relationship enriches the

festive narrative, making Christmas more

than just a time for gifts and feasting; it

becomes a period for reflection and

moral reckoning as well.

Even though Krampus is predominantly a

European figure, his legend has made its

way across the ocean, gaining some

recognition in North America. Thanks to

movies, television shows, and even comic

books that feature him, Krampus has

become a subject of fascination for many.

Still, his place in the broader Christmas

mythology remains secondary to more

familiar figures like Santa Claus or the

various renditions of St. Nicholas.

But why should we care about Krampus,

especially if he isn't part of our own

traditions? Well, folklore and myths

provide valuable insights into the beliefs,

fears, and hopes of different cultures.

Understanding the role of Krampus in the

Christmas celebrations of certain

European communities offers a broader,

more nuanced view of the holiday itself.

In a world that increasingly seeks the

comfort of black-and-white definitions,

Krampus serves as a reminder that life is

full of shades of grey. He challenges us to

look beyond the purely cheerful aspects

of Christmas and consider the depth and

complexity that come with any long-

standing tradition. Whether you see

Krampus as a necessary counterbalance

to St. Nicholas or as a fascinating example

of how diverse and rich human

storytelling can be, there's no denying that

he adds a unique flavour to the holiday

season.

So, the next time December rolls around

and you're eagerly awaiting the arrival of

St. Nicholas, spare a thought for Krampus.

Whether he fills you with a sense of dread

or piques your curiosity, one thing is clear:

Christmas would be a lot less interesting

without him. After all, it's the different

shades of light and dark that make any

story—or holiday—truly memorable.

Merry Krampus...

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HOW THE FESTIVE

SEASON CAN

INFLUENCE YOUR

MENTAL HEALTH

Keep to a Routine: Try to keep doing what you

normally do every day. Go to bed and wake up at the

same time. Eat your meals like you usually do. Routine

gives us a sense of stability, and that can be

comforting.

Take Breaks: Don't feel like you have to be 'on' all the

time. If you're at a gathering and start to feel

overwhelmed, it's okay to step outside for a few

minutes of fresh air or find a quiet space to relax.

Talk About It: If you're feeling down, speak to

someone you trust. Sometimes just talking about how

you feel can make a world of difference. You'll find

you're not alone and that others might be feeling the

same way.

Be Active: Physical activity is good for the mind. A

quick walk around the block, a swim, or even dancing

to your favourite music can lift your spirits. In South

Africa, we're lucky to have beautiful weather this time

of year—so make use of it!

Set Limits: You can't do everything. Decide what's

most important to you and focus on that. If you don't

want to go to every party, that’s fine. Just go to the

ones that mean the most to you. It’s okay to say no.

Enjoy Nature: Spend some time outdoors. Sit in the

garden, have a picnic at the park, or take a drive to the

beach. Nature has a calming effect on our minds.

Oh, the holidays! That time of year when everything seems

to be shining and buzzing with activity. It's when we get

together with family, give gifts, and enjoy some well-

deserved rest. But for some of us, this time can be tough

on our mental health.

You see, while we're all celebrating and feeling merry, it's

easy to feel stressed out too. There's a lot to do: shopping,

cooking, attending parties. All this hustle and bustle can

be overwhelming and can mess with our moods and

feelings. It's not just the busyness; even the weather can

affect how we feel. In some parts of the world, it's super

cold during this time, while in South Africa, it's pretty hot.

Both can affect your mood in different ways.

So what can we do to feel better during the holiday

season? Here are some easy tips anyone can follow:

So, as you go through the holidays, remember to look after

yourself. It’s the best gift you can give to you and those

around you. Cheers to a healthy and happy festive season!

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Did you know that the tradition of

hanging stockings comes from a

Dutch legend? According to the tale,

there was a poor man who couldn't

afford dowries for his three

daughters. Saint Nicholas of Myra,

upon hearing this, dropped gold

coins down the chimney, which

landed in the girls' stockings that

were hanging by the fireplace to dry.

This act of generosity saved them

from a life of poverty and inspired

the custom of placing gifts in

stockings.

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Christmas

Santa Claus

Dear

_________

I hope I can fulfill some of your wishes!

With much love,

How are you? I am writing to you from the North Pole!

As Christmas is approaching, my fantastic helpers and I

have already started to work hard.

I have heard that you have been very good this year,

both at home and at school. I know you have been very

kind and good to others, I am so proud of you!

It's been a long year, have you made your wish list yet?

Send it to me at the following address:

333 Elves St., North Pole.

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dear

HOW ARE YOU? GUESS WHAT? I WAS VERY GOOD

THIS YEAR! SO I WOULD LIKE TO SEND YOU MY

CHRISTMAS WISH LIST:

SANTA:

I´LL LEAVE SOME COOKIES FOR YOU.

SAY HI TO RUDOLPH, LOVE YOU!

MY NAME IS

AND I LIVE IN

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MOM AND DAD, YOU’VE ALREADY MAILED SANTA’S

LETTER... NOW GO AND RELAX AND ENJOY A SHOW!

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Word Search

Can you find the words hidden in the puzzle?

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RAYNE, JOHANNESBURG

JESSICA, MIDDELBURG

HAMISH, CAPE TOWN

We invited parents to share their children's artwork centred around the theme of

'What brings them joy?' and 'What does happiness mean to them?'

Take a look at the wonderful creations they've shared!

JAYDEN, MIDDELBURG

Kids Drawing Happiness

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KEEGAN, KNYSNATHABISO, EMALAHLENI

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Let's Read

Together!

@khanyasbook

The authors have a goal to distribute

their book to children throughout South

Africa in various languages. The

challenge, however, is that the financial

constraints that accompany self-

publishing make it challenging to reprint

the books.

Amanda and Nonkululeko are committed to

inspiring young readers. To achieve their goal of

publishing Khanya's book in all South African

languages, they are raising funds and seeking

support from all those who share their passion.

If you're interested in helping them achieve their

mission, please use the contact information

provided below.

For Sponsorships:

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Meet Nonkululeko Nkosi and Amanda Mahlangu, the power

duo behind the fun children's book, "Khanya's First Day at The

Park." Their mission? To spread the love of reading throughout

South Africa! These two have been on a literacy crusade for

two years now, teaming up with schools, NGOs, and hospitals

to bring the magic of stories to everyone. With their

innovative activities and cool vibes, they're making reading

the ultimate fashion statement.

Changing the culture of reading with children is a vital

step towards promoting literacy and cognitive

development. Encouraging children to read from an early

age can help them develop better communication skills,

expand their knowledge and understanding of the world

around them, and foster a lifelong love of learning.

The authors of #khanyasbook aim to make a difference in

South Africa where 78% of Grade 4 learners are unable to

read for meaning, through the use of storytelling.

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CAPE TOWN'S CREATIVE PLAYGROUND:

WHERE ART, LIFE, AND A DASH OF QUIRKINESS COLLIDE

Cape Town, that enchanting city known for its

jaw-dropping landscapes, buzzing culture, and

vibrant spirit, has a secret—it's a mecca for

artists and art enthusiasts alike.

From swanky galleries to graffiti-soaked

alleyways and the colossal Zeitz Museum of

Contemporary Art Africa (MOCAA), Cape Town

is where creativity knows no bounds.

Let's dive into this eclectic and slightly quirky

art scene, where every brushstroke and burst

of colour adds a touch of magic to the Mother

City.

1. Art Galleries: Where Masterpieces Unfold

Cape Town is teeming with art galleries, and

they're not just any galleries—they're like

portals to creative wonderland

Imagine stepping into the South African

National Gallery amidst the historic Company's

Garden. It's like a time machine that zips you

through South African art history, from

traditional to contemporary.

Whether you're an art connoisseur or a newbie,

this place has something for everyone. And

who knows, you might stumble upon your

artistic awakening.

Now, for a splash of contemporary brilliance,

make your way to the Everard Read Gallery at

the V&A Waterfront. Here, you'll find art that

stretches the imagination, from striking

paintings to sculptures that redefine the laws

of physics. It's where the fanciful and the

thought-provoking dance hand in hand.

And don't even get us started on the Gallery

MOMO in the city centre. It's not just a gallery;

it's an experience.

You can expect to see some boundary-pushing,

mind-bending stuff here. It's where emerging

artists gather to flex their creative muscles and

dazzle you with their innovative works.

Get ready to have your artistic socks

knocked off!

2. Street Art: The City's Colorful Confession

Now, let's take to the streets. Cape Town has a not-so-secret love

affair with street art.

While wandering through neighbourhoods like Woodstock and the

Bo-Kaap, prepare to be bombarded with colour, stories, and an

infectious creative energy. Graffiti isn't just graffiti here; it's an artistic

symphony that plays out on the city's walls.

Renowned street artists like Faith47 and Freddy Sam have turned

Cape Town into a canvas of self-expression, socio-political

commentary, and unadulterated quirkiness. You'll find works that

range from heart-wrenchingly poignant to delightfully whimsical and

everything in between. It's like walking through a visual wonderland,

and you're the guest of honour.

Take a street art tour led by local artists, and you'll discover the

stories behind the art. You'll realize that each mural, each tag, and

each splash of colour is an invitation to think, question, and embrace

the wonderfully weird world of Cape Town's street art scene.

WRITTEN BY: SHALENA BRADFIELD

“Cape Town's art scene is a masterpiece of colour, creativity, and

quirkiness. From world-class galleries to street art that makes

you do a double-take and the colossal Zeitz MOCAA that'll

leave you awestruck, the Mother City is a canvas where artistic

expression is embraced with open arms.

Whether you're a seasoned art lover or just someone curious

about the magic of creativity, Cape Town's art scene is a

playground of wonder and discovery. Let’s take a look at some

fascinating places to visit.”

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3. Zeitz MOCAA: The Art Silo Marvel

And now, for the crown jewel of Cape Town's art scene—the Zeitz

Museum of Contemporary Art Africa (MOCAA). This place is so

mind-blowing that you might need a moment to take it all in.

It's not just an art museum; it's a monument to contemporary art.

Located in a grain silo at the V&A Waterfront, Zeitz MOCAA is

Africa's largest contemporary art museum. But it's not just its size

that's impressive; it's the sheer audacity of the place. The

architectural transformation alone is a work of art. You'll be

greeted by a soaring atrium that could leave you breathless.

Inside, you'll find a treasure trove of contemporary African and

international art. From mind-bending sculptures to thought-

provoking photography and installations that defy logic, Zeitz

MOCAA is a rollercoaster of creative expression.

This place is where African art's past, present, and future collide in

a burst of colour and innovation. The museum's commitment to

diversity and inclusion means that everyone gets a seat at the

artistic table.

4. First Thursdays: When Art and Culture Come Out to Play

Now, what if we told you that Cape Town dedicates the first

Thursday of every month to art, culture, and plain ol' fun?

That's right, it's called First Thursdays, and it's like a citywide

block party, art extravaganza, and cultural smorgasbord rolled into

one.

Galleries, cultural institutions, and independent artists keep their

doors open late, and the city's streets come alive with an infectious

energy. It's like a carnival of creativity, where everyone's invited.

You can meander between venues, sip on a glass of wine, enjoy

performances that defy description, and, of course, lose yourself in

art.

First Thursdays is a testament to Cape Town's love affair with the

arts. It's where artists, curators, and anyone with an appreciation

for the quirky, the colourful, and the outlandish come together to

celebrate the magic of creativity.

5. Art Festivals and Events

Cape Town continues beyond galleries and museums. The city

hosts an array of art festivals and events throughout the year.

The Infecting the City Festival takes art to the streets, squares, and

public spaces, turning Cape Town into a canvas for innovative and

thought-provoking performances and installations.

If you're into art that defies the norm and challenges your thinking,

this festival will leave you positively infected with creativity.

For art collectors and enthusiasts, the Cape Town Art Fair is a

treasure trove of contemporary African and international art. It's

like a candy store for grown-ups, offering a wide range of art to

explore and collect. The fair serves as a launchpad for emerging

artists and is a playground of discovery for collectors.

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Are you in search of a perfect way to set the

mood, unwind, or elevate your space with a touch

of luxury? Look no further!

At Secret Note Candle Co., we believe in the power

of scents and the stories they tell. As you light up

one of our hand-poured candles or melt our wax,

a secret note of aroma unfolds, filling your

surroundings with an embrace of warmth and

nostalgia- (Hidden secret notes, creating perfect

little memories).

A Proudly South African Company - Behind every

shimmering candle is the heartwarming story of

an ambitious mother and her 11-year-old son.

Together, they've transformed their passion into

an online business.

Every product is made by hand, a symphony of

ethically sourced materials and sustainable

practices. Their products promise long burn times

and vibrant scents, making your spaces more

inviting and warm.

Whether it's a special occasion or just because a

Secret Note Candle is the gift that keeps on giving.

Share the magic with your loved ones and watch

as they revel in the suspense and delight of their

very own secret message as the golden glow of

the candlelight fills your space, a secret note

emerges, crafted to inspire, uplift, or intrigue.

Every note is a surprise – will yours reveal a

motivational quote, a piece of wisdom, or perhaps

even a riddle? ignite your imagination and soothe

your soul.

In the warm glow of a Secret Note Candle, we

find not just light, but also a reminder that small

businesses hold within them the power to

brighten lives, touch hearts, and create lasting

memories. This is the story of the Secret Note

Candle Co., a small business with a big heart,

an indomitable spirit, and an enduring legacy in

its community.

Experience the hidden secret notes, that create

the perfect memories for you and your loved

ones!

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across the country.

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YOUR 2024 HOROSCOPE

The stars indicate that you'll find your true vocation in 2024:

crafting humorous, yet entirely misleading online reviews

for products you've never used. This quirky pastime will

garner you a following of people who are both puzzled and

amused. Pluto advises a cautious approach to your

newfound fame; not everyone appreciates sarcasm with

their purchase.

Are you questioning whether love, wealth, or pizza is on the horizon? The

answer could be all three or none of the above! Such is the unpredictable

beauty of the cosmos. Each zodiac sign will experience its own set of

opportunities and challenges.

The guiding constellations have assembled in this extraordinary year, leaving

tantalising clues about our collective destinies. Whether you are a seasoned

astrological scholar or a casual observer of the night sky, this bespoke

horoscope aims to enlighten, amuse, and maybe, just maybe, offer a glimpse

into the unknown.

Our mission here is not to dictate your fate but to offer you a celestial

compass for the journey ahead. Navigating the astral currents, we'll explore

what makes each star sign uniquely prepared to face the year's challenges

and reap its rewards. The planets have convened, the constellations are set,

and the cosmic ballet begins anew. Ready to explore?

In this year, dear Aquarius, your social circle will expand to

include digital beings. Yes, you and your smart home

assistant will form an emotional bond that no amount of

Wi-Fi interference can sever. Uranus suggests this could be

the beginning of a deep, meaningful relationship focused on

weather updates and setting cooking timers.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Pisces, you will be emotionally enlightened this year. Your

heightened sensitivity will extend to your houseplants,

leading to nightly heart-to-heart conversations with your

fern. Neptune encourages this emotional intelligence; just

remember that while talking to your plants is healthy,

getting jealous when they get more sunlight than you is not.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

This is the year you'll ascend to unprecedented heights of

leisurely indolence, becoming a grandmaster in the ancient

art of couch potato-ism. Saturn aligns in a way that makes

your sofa the gravitational centre of your universe. It's

important to pay attention to your thumbs, though. With

your newfound mastery of the TV remote, "remote control

thumb" is a real risk. To avoid this ailment, daily thumb

stretches are advised—preferably during commercial

breaks.

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Oh, Taurus, 2024 heralds extraordinary financial growth for

you! Your wallet will swell, but so will your list of things to

fix around the house. You’ll discover a forgotten treasure in

your sofa, only to realise you've lost your house keys in the

very same cushions. It's a year of ups and downs, or as the

planets like to call it, the great cosmic seesaw.

Gemini, you are the epitome of duality and this year won't

disappoint. One minute you'll be munching on kale,

contemplating a vegan lifestyle, and the next you'll be

wondering if pizza could constitute its own food group. The

alignment of Mars suggests that you should perhaps

consider a balanced diet, which in your case means a slice of

pizza in each hand.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

The stars suggest that your home will be your sanctuary

this year. Yes, dear Cancer, you can comfortably embrace

your inner hermit crab. But beware! While being a

homebody is relaxing, neglecting to poke your head out of

your shell might mean missing the doorbell when your pizza

delivery arrives. The planets warn: A missed pizza is a

cosmic tragedy.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

The drama will be high, but fret not; you'll be the

indisputable star. Your flair for theatrics will be recognised,

even if not always appreciated. Venus advises against

breaking into a musical number during important business

meetings. However, it fully supports you singing your order

at the drive-thru.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Virgo, 2024 will be the year you ascend to a PhD level in

procrastination. In fact, you're so proficient, you might have

delayed reading this horoscope until December. Jupiter

recommends setting reminders for your reminders. On the

upside, you'll have an immaculate plan for 2025 by the time

everyone else is taking down their Christmas decorations.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Ah, Libra, the scales of justice are ready to tip in your favour

this year. Just be cautious not to imbalance them too much.

You might find yourself entangled in an advanced yoga

pose that requires a YouTube tutorial to escape from.

Mercury suggests keeping your phone within reach, just in

case you need emergency assistance—or at least a good

laugh at yourself.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

This is your year for adventure, Scorpio! Whether it's indoor

skydiving or extreme knitting, your pursuit of thrills will be

both exhilarating and, well, bizarre. The full moon suggests

that whichever you choose, make sure to record it. Your epic

tale—or yarn—will become the stuff of legend, or at least a

viral video.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Oh, Sagittarius, the world is your oyster in 2024! Your desire

to travel will be at an all-time high. The planets, however,

indicate that your expeditions might be a bit more local than

you'd expect. Whether journeying to the refrigerator for a

midnight snack or exploring the far reaches of your garden,

prepare for an intimate odyssey.

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The SA State Theatre

Lisa Se Klavier Opera Theatre: 3 to 12 November

Cinderella DRAMA: 24 to 26 November

Pula the Musical: 30 November to 3 December

Die Centurion Teater

30 jaar – Amanda Strydom: State of the Heart: 4 November

The Atterbury Theatre

Elsabe Zietsman – Femme is Fatale: 19 November

Artscape Theatre Centre, Cape Town

The Sound of Music: 14 to 30 December

Cape Town Civic Centre

Fietsry vir Dommies: 1 to 4 November

Masque Theatre

The Murder of the Murder of Roger Ackroyd: 3 to18 November 2023

Rapunzel - Untangling The Truth: 15th December to 14th January 2024

Theatre On The Bay

Mzansi Ballet's The Queen Show: 25 October to 11 November

‘5 Nights in November’ 15 to 18 November

Pam Golding Theatre at The Baxter

Marc Lottering - So I Wrote That Musical: 22 November to 6 January

Golden Arrow Studio - Baxter Theatre Centre

Schalk Bezuidenhout – Otis: 07 to 18 November

Market Theatre

Nkoli: The Vogue Opera (John Kani): 17 to 19 November

The Teatro, Montecasino

The Nutcracker (Joburg Ballet): 01 December to 10 December

Swingle bells: 15 to 24 December

The Lesedi at Joburg Theatre

Beyond Dreams: 30 November to 1 December

STRIKING A CHORD WITH ADRIAN AND EMMA-JEAN

Pieter Toerien’s Studio Theatre at

Montecasino, for three shows only from

Thursday 23rd - Sunday 26th of November.

THE SOUND OF MUSIC TO TOUR SOUTH AFRICA

OTIS WITH SCHALK BEZUIDENHOUT

Artscape Opera House from the 14th

to the 30th of December 2023.

Theatre on the Square, Sandton from the 4th

to the 9th of December.

DECEMBER

Pieter Toerien’s Montecasino Theatre from

29 November to 10 December, 2023.

Pieter Toerien’s Theatre On The Bay from 6

to 16 December, 2023.

CHARLES DICKEN’S A CHRISTMAS CAROL

RETURNS!

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Round of Applause - South Africa Still Standing

4 and 10 November at 8 pm

Tickets cost R150

Written, presented, performed, directed by Marianne

Thamm and South African Politicians and Criminals

Fresh from an extended run at the Baxter Theatre and

being voted one of the picks of the Woordfees make

sure you see Round of Applause, South Africa Still

Standing with veteran journalist and wit, Marianne

Thamm. We know what went wrong in South Africa

during State Capture, we live with it...but what went

right? Come celebrate our strengths and our madness.

‘wit, intelligence and optimism…Thamm deserves a

round of applause for ROUND OF APPLAUSE’

(Broadway World).

Elton John Tribute by Rainer Jadischke

5 November at 16h00

Tickets cost R180 / R170

Back by popular demand! The highly-acclaimed Elton

John Tribute show, a virtuosic celebration of UK music

icon, Sir Elton John’s hits, is brought to you by Rainer

Jadischke, one of the best Elton John tribute artists in

S.A. Fans can look forward to singing along to the UK

pop maestro’s timeless ballads, Rocket Man, Like A

Candle in the Wind - a not-to-be-missed Elton John

Tribute show. A hit or two by Billy Joel, Eric Clapton

and Bob Seger will also feature in this highly

acclaimed tribute show.

Rocco de Villiers in Concert

11 November at 19h30 and 12 November at 16h00

Tickets cost R200

Popular pianist Rocco de Villiers brings a selection of

piano originals, accompanied by the stories

(sometimes sad and sometimes hilarious) that inspired

these pieces. Over decades Rocco developed a style

and genre of piano music which is a blend of popular

sounds with cinematic qualities. All routed in a

classical style playing, this is a concert that gives

insight into the rich world of the piano, pianists and

the imagination of the “other” child at school in a small

town, growing up in the platteland during the 1960’s,

1970’s and 1980’s.

A Night of Rolling Stones Music - Gimme Shelter Band

Unplugged

16 November at 19h30

Tickets cost R200 / R200

The Rolling Stones are the world’s longest-running rock ‘n roll

band and arguably one of the most influential bands of all

time. Four of Cape Town’s top musicians pay homage to The

Rolling Stones and have been performing to sold-out crowds

all over the Western Cape. The show features well-known

musicians Jake Gunn, Ruben Gerryts, Lenny Miskin and Wouter

Reyneke. Stones followers can expect to hear all their

favourites, like ‘Jumpin’ Jack Flash’, ‘Honky Tonk Woman’ and

‘Wild Horses’ and even a few they’ve never heard before.

Die Binnelander met Elizabeth Marais

19 November 16h00

Tickets cost R120

Coloratura Sopraan Elizabeth Marais se Die Binnelander bevat

strelende klanke van Only Love tot die uitdagende hoogtes

van Koningin van die Nag. Die wye keuse van musiek is

vervleg in 'n storie van verlief. Haar verliefde is Fanie Viljoen

van Vredendal maar haar pa het ‘n ander agenda. Weg

gestuur oorsee ontmoet sy die slapjan Fransman, die Duitser

se militante heks van n ma; die vatterige Italianer. Sy smeek

papa met O mio babbino caro om terug te kom na haar Fanie.

Namaste Bae Blessings and Kombucha

Performed by Rob van Vuuren / Directed by Louw Venter

Fri 24th Nov 19h30

Tickets cost R180 / R200

After wildly successful national and international tours and

winning the Gold Standard Bank Ovation Award at the

National Arts Festival 2023, Namaste Bae: Blessings and

Kombucha is coming to the Drama Factory!

A healing ceremony unlike any you’ve ever experienced

brought to you by the new age satirical guru taking social

media by storm. Some say he was born with a bottle of

kombucha in one hand and a yoga mat in the other during a

Vedic Shadow Planet eclipse. Some say he takes all the

psychedelics so you don’t have to. Some say he is still looking

for a ticket to Burning Man. Namaste Bae is the globally viral

brainchild of multi-award-winning South African comedian

and actor Rob van Vuuren, and will provide you with a night of

healing hilarity and titillating transcendence you won’t forget!

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@ THE CINEMA

27 OCT: FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S

27 OCT: TROLLS BAND TOGETHER

3 NOV: DEAR DAVID

03 NOV: THE MIRACLE CLUB

17 NOV: HUNGER GAMES: BALLADS OF SONGBIRDS

AND SNAKES

24 NOV: NAPOLEON

01 DEC: MAY DECEMBER

08 DEC: WONKA

15 DEC: ANYONE BUT YOU

22 DEC: MIGRATION

22 DEC: AQUAMAN AND THE LOST KINGDOM

What to watch this November & December!

@ YOUR HOME

"GONE WITH THE WIND" (1939)

"CASABLANCA" (1942)

"LAWRENCE OF ARABIA" (1962)

"TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD" (1962)

"2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY" (1968)

"THE SOUND OF MUSIC" (1965)

"SCHINDLER'S LIST" (1993)

"ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND" (2004)

"POLAR EXPRESS" (2004)

"SHAUN OF THE DEAD" (2004)

"PAN'S LABYRINTH" (2006)

"STEP BROTHERS" (2008)

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Take a look at what happened

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Interviewing

Anime Titans:

AkiDearest and

Joey, The Anime

Man

One Piece and other Live-Action Adaptations

The interview began with a discussion about the

One Piece live-action adaptation. Joey expressed his

positive surprise at the wardrobe work and the

actors’ portrayal of the characters. He highlighted

the decision to downplay certain physical aspects of

characters, focusing more on their personalities,

which made the world more believable. Joey was

particularly impressed with the actor who portrayed

Buggy, Jeff Ward, capturing both the character’s

maniacal and comedic sides.

Joey, better known as the Anime Man, is a true

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He’s not just a big name; he’s practically a

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a living testament to his unbridled love for

Japanese anime, manga, and the rich tapestry of

Japanese culture.

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star in the YouTube universe of anime and manga,

and what sets her apart is her base in Japan. Her

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manga, and Japanese culture. Aki’s videos are not

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fans all around the globe.

AkiDearest and Joey, the Anime Man, now going by Joey Bizinger, were interviewed by myself and

Willem V at ComiCon Africa 2023. The interview covered a range of topics, including their thoughts on

the One Piece live-action adaptation, the future of anime distribution, Joey’s creative endeavours, and

Aki’s True Crime series.

Written by Tessa Davies (@AllAnimeMag)

Filmed | Photos by Willem Volschenk

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Future of Anime Distribution

When asked about balancing his creative endeavours,

Joey discussed his various projects, such as his YouTube

channel, music under “Ikurru,” the Trash Taste podcast,

and his clothing brand, “Nonsense.” He emphasised the

importance of staying passionate about his work and

noted the need to make sacrifices at times.

The conversation then shifted towards the future of anime

distribution, particularly in Western and South African

markets. Joey acknowledged the enthusiasm from

international distributors eager to promote anime

globally. However, he pointed out that the Japanese

anime industry tends to focus more on domestic sales and

marketing.

Joey stressed the need for a shift in the Japanese

industry’s approach to fully embrace the global market.

He believed that once Japan recognises the value of

international support, anime can reach an even wider

audience. To make their voices heard, he encouraged fans

to avoid pirating anime and instead support official

releases through streaming services and the purchase of

licenced merchandise.

Aki also chimed in, noting that the adaptation successfully found a balance between the live-action and anime styles.

She appreciated the commitment to capturing the essence of the characters rather than replicating their physical

appearances. Both Joey and Aki emphasised the role of Eiichiro Oda, the original creator of One Piece, who

supervised the project closely.

Joey discussed how live-action adaptations often face the challenge of capturing the essence of the original anime.

He cited “Fullmetal Alchemist” as an example where the film’s creators attempted to replicate characters’ physical

appearances, leading to a result that felt more like cosplay. This overemphasis on visual accuracy detracts from the

storytelling.

The discussion then shifted to “Cowboy Bebop,” and Aki shared her thoughts on the casting choices. She praised John

Cho’s portrayal of Spike Spiegel, highlighting that, while the character’s age in the anime was 27, the maturity and

depth of the character made the casting work. Joey emphasised that the core issue with “Cowboy Bebop” was more

in its storytelling and writing than the casting or visual elements.

Balancing Creative Endeavours

The interview concluded with a question directed at Aki

about her True Crime series (On the Case – Detective Aki),

which represents a departure from her usual content. Aki

expressed her enjoyment of creating these videos, even

though they required extensive research and often dealt

with disturbing subject matter. She found exploring the

darker side of Japan intriguing, as it showcased a side of

the country that often goes unreported and unexplored.

The interview with Joey, the Anime Man, and Aki Dearest

provided valuable insights into the world of anime

adaptations, the challenges of international anime

distribution, balancing creative endeavours, and the

exploration of darker themes in the Japanese context. It

showcased the passion and dedication of content creators

like Joey in their quest to promote and appreciate the

diverse world of anime.

Joey also highlighted the significance of seeking

assistance from a team of editors, videographers, and

even a personal assistant. This support allowed him to

focus on what he was most passionate about while

maintaining a work-life balance. He stressed the

importance of asking for help when necessary.

True Crime Series

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